April Whitehead

Reader. Writer. Cat lady.

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My body is a temple (requiring frequent delicious offerings to appease the goddess, ie me)

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Give the people what they want!!* (*Hass avocados 🥑)

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Frankly, if you're making things cinnamon flavour but not making them cinnamon DONUT flavour you're doing it wrong

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Why would anyone a) make a lip gloss that tastes like cinnamon and camphor and b) not label that clearly? I taste like a hope chest.

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Today my optomestrist was convinced my file had the wrong DOB as I looked too young, then tested my eyes and was like 'oh yeah I see it now'. 😐

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It's 2023, why can't I buy single serve spring onions?

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Reflecting on how sensible levels of eating and drinking are impossible to achieve any time between Christmas and Easter if you live in Adelaide #festivalstate

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Remember to check on the elderly, pets and your red-headed friends during the #hotweather this week x

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My WIP for the @WritersCentreAU 'write your novel' program just clicked over to 50k words!! Hopefully some are good (crying either way). 🎉😮🎉😭🎉😮🎉
#amwriting

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Also it's clearly THURSDAY

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WEDNESDAY: poorly-considered flippy dress / windy day combo results in flashing everyone on South Terrace

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January April did a lot of ~non-comfort-zone things~ this month and is very tired but a teensy bit proud.

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Used a glue gun today and did not glue myself to anything. Am I finally an adult?

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This week I found out what possums sound like and I was not prepared.

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Do you ever get pre-tired on the weeks you have overcommitted to ~things~?

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I've been on a rom-com bender and hands down the funniest part of My Best Friend's Wedding is that they have a pact to marry each other if they are still single at TWENTY EIGHT.

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I'm real late to the party on Yellowstone but brb moving to Montana to let Kayce Dutton ruin my life.

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The Holiday is better than Love Actually because it gets better each time I watch it instead of getting worse.

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#8billionpeople and I like approx 9 of them

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If fashion insists on making everything spaghetti straps they should also insist on functional strapless bras for anyone with actual breasts.