April Morris

just a girl living in China learning a little more everyday what He meant by seeing the crowds

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

@askjcp I did...

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

Y’all... “if Survivor were an app, I would win”- my whittle baby sister you guys 😂😂😂 #thatskidnanotthepoint

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

On today’s #randomthoughtswithApril why is Y only sometimes a vowel? Like is there ever a time when it HAS to be a consonant? Why not just have 6 vowels... a e i o u and (sometimes) y? #englishisweird #poory #englishteacher #howcomesometimes 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

Well I cooked butter chicken masala tonight... the chicken no problem but it may have taken me 3 tries to cook rice 😂 #aprillearnstocook #reallivesofsinglegirls #isweariusedtoliveinchina #butterchicken #nomnomnom #indianfood

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

Introduced Amanda to phish food ice cream tonight... she starts laughing with a mouth full of ice cream. Chocolate fish slips out of her mouth- shot her a look that says I saw that!
Her- “it was catch and release” 😂
#dadwouldbeproud #doyouknowourdad #catchandrelease #phishfood

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

WBS - April, I won a fish! His name is Elmo. What do I need for him? Me - He probably needs a heater so he doesn’t freeze to death. There’s an extra one in the box upstairs. WBS - Mom took that to your apartment. Can I just steal the one from your fish? Me - No!!! #typicalwbs

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

Me- hmm picks up book...I’ll read one chapter before bed... 7 chapters and 82 pages later... umm maybe just one more... oh maybe hot tea would go well with my book #imnotgoingtowanttowakeuptomorrow

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

2 years of the #gfreelife and you'd think I'd be used to #hiddengluten but... today's culprit icing from Aldi #why #wheatnotneeded

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

random guy walks up to me at starbucks and ask if he can take a picture of my laptop... obvs I know why #reformed #hiswifeisacalvinist 😂😂😂

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bid was more painful than the risk it took to blossom- Anaïs Nin- YAABA

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

Some nights you eat gluten free confetti cake at 10:15 pm and call it dinner #oneofthosenights #adulting #isitfridayyet

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

loved her @askRegions account for 10+ yrs but today was the WORST ever; don't insult me & then tell me I'm lucky to bank w you #byeregions

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

@hopefrancis my entire wardrobe at this point

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

Me when buying almost anything... "But could it be pink?" #allthesingleladies #pinkismyfavorite #isweariwasatomboyatsomepoint

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

Does it bug anyone else that Pluto & Goofy are both dogs but P can't walk upright, talk & is a dog &G talks, walks upright, & is human like?

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

@GigisMemphis good to know 😥 there were 8 carrot cakes and no others and it was 2 hours after they opened... Maybe another day

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

Ugh @GigisMemphis this is the 3rd time I've been in and you only had GF carrot cake #ewww why don't you have options anymore #sadday

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

After a small snafu w/ my online order, I had a WONDERFUL costumer service experience w/ @Macys! It's always nice to be a valued costumer!

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

Everything I want to watch on Netflix is in another language but I don't want to read subtitles #ivetried5movies #reallivesofsinglegirls

[April Morris @April_M_Morris]

@hopefrancis: "look at how late those old people are out!" Me: "it's not even 8 yet" #thatshowyouknowuroldlol #wellalwaysbeyoungerthantswift