Ok hear me out. Everybody takes all the branches, trees, and any other wood damaged from the Iowa storm. We haul it all to a central location, and have the biggest bonfire you’ve ever seen. Then we play Hurricane by Luke Combs all night long and get trashed. That’s Iowa shit.
Sad to see the damage from the derecho in Midwest. 112 mile per hour winds in Midway, Iowa! The Federal government is in close coordination with State officials. We are with you all the way - Stay safe and strong!