April

[April @April_hiscox]

Ain't nobody walk like that sis, you're on the treadmill not the streets.

[April @April_hiscox]

I'm 29 and I still can feel when my ass crack is showing. Am I the only one?! Cause I feel like I might be.

[April @April_hiscox]

Just wondering if the Chris Evans lookalike I met the other night is thinking about me too 😩

[April @April_hiscox]

I'm sad my time in Montana is coming to an end.

[April @April_hiscox]

Tired of Instagram telling me so and so "from my contacts" is on Instagram. I can guarantee you they are not. I don't know where you're getting this false information from, but jasonpeedalittle or morganpicksuprocks are not in my contacts and never will be.

[April @April_hiscox]

If her greatest features or her only "attractive" features were all purchased than she is not hott to me 🤷🏽

[April @April_hiscox]

A coworker just said he just read online "if you add your age to the year you're born it will be 2022" and they have been doing the math for each other for the last 10 minutes. 💀💀 What the hell is going on here 😂 the schools have failed them.

[April @April_hiscox]

Watched a fly go right into a patient's wound today. He had a gnarly infection to the bone post BKA. 💀😳🤢 I tried to wave it out but I also did not want it to touch me.

[April @April_hiscox]

@mandeeezy__ @DrLongissimus I'm dead 😂😂😂

[April @April_hiscox]

This girl at the hospital was a little annoying but I get paid too damn good to let that firecracker fuck it up for me. Lol

[April @April_hiscox]

I'm so glad that even tho I get pissed off so easily I'm not one to act on it lol control, maturity whatever it is I like that for me.

[April @April_hiscox]

My least favorite smell is pines and Chris's favorite candle is pine tree something or other 😂 his heart broke when he lit it and I said "omg what is that" 🤢

[April @April_hiscox]

Sometimes I Wana tweet some shit then I delete it and some time passes and I thank myself. 😅

[April @April_hiscox]

If I die of an unexplained death, it's the mold I found in my hydro flask straw I haven't been cleaning properly.

[April @April_hiscox]

It's wild the discomfort I feel possibly making others hurt. Like I just thought about the strangers I ignore in my msg requests like I should reply with a simple thanks to acknowledge them. Why am I stressing this 😫

[April @April_hiscox]

Videos of toy poodles make me cry and here I go seeing a video and immediately following that account. ☣️

[April @April_hiscox]

Met the most attractive man I've seen in Montana and he said mission tortillas are his favorite. I'm ready to come home now.

[April @April_hiscox]

This girl called her tits A cups and her ass DDs and when she got up I almost spit out my drink because it was like SpongeBob in high waist shorts. Her confidence is something I'll never have though and I'll admit I admire it.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

😂

[April @April_hiscox]

@RenegadeBWS

[April @April_hiscox]

I knew I was toxic when I was sending @RenegadeBWS the same hoe ass, toxic, dirty memes he sends me.