Apartment Manager

A place for me to openly bitch about #apartmentmanagerproblems and #apartmentmanagertales #idiottenants and crazy situations.

[Apartment Manager @AptMgrTales]

All I'm saying is, that sometimes? I can see why that lady screamed at that kid in her diner... #apartmentmanagerproblems

[Apartment Manager @AptMgrTales]

Residents who leave for the day and leave a pot on the stove with the burner on. #dammit #duh thank goodness another resident called.

[Apartment Manager @AptMgrTales]

Be careful where you pee: results from an applicant screening? "Urinating in Public". #apartmentmanagerproblems #indoorplumbing

[Apartment Manager @AptMgrTales]

Just because I give you an answer you don't like doesn't mean I'm being a jerk or argumentative. #truth #apartmentmanagerproblems

[Apartment Manager @AptMgrTales]

Closet door handle loose=low priority.
Toilet paper inside closet=re-evaluate priority level.

[Apartment Manager @AptMgrTales]

Caller: My toilet stinks.
Mgr: Have you tried flushing it?
Caller: It smells like 50 people farted in there. #apartmentmanagerproblems #TMI

[Apartment Manager @AptMgrTales]

Resident: The people that just moved in above me are keeping a rooster in their van. Me: did you say a ROOSTER?! #apartmentmanagerproblems

[Apartment Manager @AptMgrTales]

Resident: My smoke alarm is beeping! Me: Change the battery. Resident: Where do I get batteries?! #apartmentmanagerproblems #seriously ?!?!

[Apartment Manager @AptMgrTales]

What are your #apartmentmanagerproblems

[Apartment Manager @AptMgrTales]

How many times have we told our boss not to get freaky on the front lawn of our property? #bra #litter #whodoesthat

[Apartment Manager @AptMgrTales]

"I need the repairman to come here. My toilet's clogged."
"He's at the dump he'll be back in a few minutes."
"I have to poop!" "Go ahead."

[Apartment Manager @AptMgrTales]

"Why did you deny me?!"
"Uh...I dunno...your mile long rap sheet?" #apartmentmanagerproblems #apartment #clueless