The candidates for California governor were asked "what was the last streaming show you watched"
🟦Xavier Becerra: Didn't answer
🟥Chad Bianco: Didn't answer, says he doesn't watch TV
🟦Matt Mahan: The Diplomat
🟥Steve Hilton: Reacher
🟦Katie Porter: Heated Rivalry
🟦Tom Steyer: Marshals
ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Universal childcare is a net benefit for the working class of New York City.
ANDREW CUOMO: Mamdani’s inexperience will lead us to ruin.
CURTIS SLIWA: During a trip to the sewers in 1989, I was stabbed with a sai by Raphael the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract.
EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: hell yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks
it could in theory be a drawing of an adult woman with small breasts, but subtle context clues, such as it being a birthday card for the famous pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, suggest a different interpretation