Allison🫡

my public diary entry - she/her

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

The candidates for California governor were asked "what was the last streaming show you watched"

🟦Xavier Becerra: Didn't answer
🟥Chad Bianco: Didn't answer, says he doesn't watch TV
🟦Matt Mahan: The Diplomat
🟥Steve Hilton: Reacher
🟦Katie Porter: Heated Rivalry
🟦Tom Steyer: Marshals

[🏄🏽‍♂️ @mjkjuice2]

that part during Janet’s show when she would make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage

[just matt @questionableway]

?

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

I just know she put out feelers to get Shane to guest judge on Canada’s Drag Race

[Seattle Sports @SeattleSports]

What a ride for Seattle Sports fans. 🏆

#GoHawks x #TridentsUp

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[🐸 @kfjdjgh]

connor storrie awards buzz

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Voters tonight

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Universal childcare is a net benefit for the working class of New York City.

ANDREW CUOMO: Mamdani’s inexperience will lead us to ruin.

CURTIS SLIWA: During a trip to the sewers in 1989, I was stabbed with a sai by Raphael the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

[stephanie berger thee face @stephberger]

BTS 🔥🗳️🌴

[Allison🫡 @Aqsule]

Nah just lock in

[Red 40 @3theson]

Reading high is a myth I was on the same page for 2 hours

[Brody Foxx @BrodyFoxx]

This dude storms into a college class to throw up Nazi salutes, shouting HH and calling them all slurs. The entire class proceeded to chase him down 💀

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract.

EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: hell yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

America for the foreseeable future:

[G. Ender Hoover @motherwasasaint]

it could in theory be a drawing of an adult woman with small breasts, but subtle context clues, such as it being a birthday card for the famous pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, suggest a different interpretation

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

no fucking way this is how i get spoiled for better call saul