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The OFL is looking for new GMs heading into the offseason! Anyone can be a GM in the league

Any team without a name next to it is open! Please reply to join the OFL as a Head Coach/GM, and include which team you'd like to coach! We'll DM you with more info once you reply!

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Perch Perkins by far the best player in the OFL #ThePeoplesMVP

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Greg Heffley looks so hot when he's ruining our chances of winning a Bubble Bowl 😍

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Week 19:
Perchara vs Saint Nemaland (TNF)

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BREAKING: The OFL has released a slate of OFL games far ahead of the 2027 OFL Season! (NOTE: These are not the full weeks)

Week 1:
Snailville vs Perchara (TNF)
New Kelp vs Bikini Bottom (SNF)
Rock Bottom vs Petroville (MNF)
Dullsville vs New Sealand (MNF)

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Week 7:
Rock Bottom vs Bass Vegas (TNF)
Jetsam vs Tentacle Acres (SNF)
Bikini Bottom vs Petroville (MNF)

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BREAKING: The next four Bubble Bowl hosts have been unveiled!

Bubble Bowl V: Tagliabass Dome (NEW) - Petroville
Bubble Bowl VI: Barg'n Mart Stadium (NEW) - Rock Bottom
Bubble Bowl VII: Atlantis FutureCenter - Atlantis
Bubble Bowl VIII: Slime City Superdome (NEW) - Snailville

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BREAKING: SAMU TE Camden Piersall will be transferring TO NSSU instead of KBSU!

He will join QB Jett Carlson, and WR Brock Kelppins in North Sealand, New Sealand

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BREAKING: Sealand A&M (SAMU) TE Camden Piersall is transferring to Kelp Bottom State (KBSU)!

Piersall is expected to be a top 3 pick in the 2028 OFL Draft

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BREAKING NEWS: You can join the Bikini Bottom Group Chat!
The only requirement to join is to be a Parody account!
(Link to join in replies)

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BREAKING: Snailville has introduced a new map, eliminating Snailette for Luciano, shrinking Caracol and Luciano for Wilson, shrinking Escargot for Caracol, and shrinking Babosa for the new West Shell.

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BREAKING: BBSU LB Barrett Shoaler will be transferring to SAMU instead of GSU after a long conversation with his brother, SAMU QB Dalton Shoaler!

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BREAKING: Numerous players are transferring to Snail Uni (GSU)! These players include:

JCSU RB Dawson Carter
BBSU LB Barrett Shoaler
BBU S Sterling Bass
KSU WR Abbott Trawley
SAMU CB Maverick Bassett

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John Carlson Sr believes Saint Nemaland, Rock Bottom, Bikini Bottom, and New Sealand will miss the playoffs completely next season in favor of Perchara, Jetsam, Dullsville, and New Algerzia!

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IAN Commentator John Carlson Sr has predicted that Atlantis will make the #1 Pick in 2028, and will select SAMU QB Dalton Shoaler!

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BREAKING: Kennedy State (KSU) WR Vick Dorsey is transferring to GSU!

Vick Dorsey was the #3 transfer portal prospect behind NSSU (then WSU) QB Jett Carlson, and GSU (then KSU) TE Everett Seabearo!

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BREAKING: Luciano State (LSU) QB Donovan Eelston is transferring to SVU!

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Reminder: NSSU QB Jett Carlson threw 41 TDs last season, and was barely not part of the 2025 & 2026 Kelpton voting. Jett is expected to compete with GSU QB Colt Carlson, SAMU QB Dalton Shoaler, and BBU QB Parker Marwynd for the 2027 Kelpton Award

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BREAKING: WSU QB Jett Carlson is transferring to NSSU!

Both Carlson brothers (Jett & Colt) remaining in the OCAA have transferred!