Parker G. Teuthida

What's the matter, afraid of a little water?

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@AquaLillyGrunt Hopefully not my Sharpedo; that probably wouldn't end well.

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

I'm pretty sure everybody in the base is listening to this fight. Somebody's making popcorn....Too bad I'm TOO HEARTBROKEN TO EAT

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@MagmaGrunt_ nooooo i'm so sad

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@Aqua_Shelly puuuuuuppies

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@MagmaGrunt_ nooooo go awaaaaaaay

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@Aqua_Shelly ...yeah...

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@Aqua_Shelly i'm just so saaaaad

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@Aqua_Shelly no i'm nooooooot i'm just a big dumb idiot baby

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@Aqua_Shelly nooooo i'm just the worst at everythiiiiing

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@MagmaGrunt_ I invited you over for soup! We went on a date! You were one of the only things I wanted when I was sick...

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@MagmaGrunt_ ...really? But you totally DM'd with that other guy.

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@Aqua_Shelly your brother isn't good enough for anybodyyyyyyy

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@MagmaGrunt_ Hey, don't feel bad! You need to do what makes you feel happy.

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@Aqua_Shelly Siiiiiiis...

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@MagmaGrunt_ Hey, don't worry about me! I'll just be over here. Alone. No biggie.

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@MagmaGrunt_ Hey darlin', you do what you wanna do! I'm just saying

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@AquaUshio Heh, old enough I think. I've been a member of Team Aqua for about a year and a half now.

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@AquaUshio Of course, my loyalties to Aqua run as deep as the sea itself.

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@MagmaZach22 @MagmaGrunt_ //DO IT RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE WHILE WE'RE ALL WATCHING

[Parker G. Teuthida @AquaGrunt]

@MagmaGrunt_ @Aqua_Shelly Pfft, I'm gonna believe my big sis over anybody! ...and i mean you do smell. Maybe you should take a BATH.