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[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

( busy cuddling up to @_janeBond007 )

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

I love waking up in a completely different place than I was.

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

Please put your clothes back on dear.

You’ll catch a cold ..( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

[﹔ 𝑱。𝑩̲𝑶̲𝐍̶𝑫̶ 𝟎͜͡𝟎𝟕 ﹐･﹑ @_janeBond007]

Shirt's half off, love. If you look a little lower, you'll find 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 that's been waiting for you the whole evening.

Do hurry, though.

I've been hard since I saw you walk in. ♡

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

( literally falling over passing out — it was a rarity, but suffice to say Jane should try and not overstimulate their wife. )

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

( 🧍‍♀️ )

..

[﹔ 𝑱。𝑩̲𝑶̲𝐍̶𝑫̶ 𝟎͜͡𝟎𝟕 ﹐･﹑ @_janeBond007]

You don't get to reschedule, love. You've been begging for this appointment for weeks — I've cleared the whole evening. For the next few days.

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

..

THAT BULGE OF VIENS ON YOUR FOREHEAD SAY OTHERWISE.

You suck at gambling .. 💦💦

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

( 🥹 )

It’s not a safe day ..
I’m going to have to reschedule this appointment to when it’s a better time for both of us .

[﹔ 𝑱。𝑩̲𝑶̲𝐍̶𝑫̶ 𝟎͜͡𝟎𝟕 ﹐･﹑ @_janeBond007]

I apologize in advance.

I might get a bit… rough, with you.

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

I’m in danger

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

( sweating bullets . )

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

Oh ..

[﹔ 𝑱。𝑩̲𝑶̲𝐍̶𝑫̶ 𝟎͜͡𝟎𝟕 ﹐･﹑ @_janeBond007]

That patience just ran out. And I intend to make sure you are left thoroughly 𝑠𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑑.

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

Uhm .. I’m sorry .. 🥹🥹
Y — You we don’t have protection so like haha ..

And I’m not taking and contraceptive .

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

I don’t know what that word means so you agree ❓❓

[﹔ 𝑱。𝑩̲𝑶̲𝐍̶𝑫̶ 𝟎͜͡𝟎𝟕 ﹐･﹑ @_janeBond007]

You're not naming our kid cigar. I vehemently refuse.

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

All of it in ❓❓
My you’re bold ..

Were those other women just not good enough for you .

( poking the others face waiting for a reaction from her spouse . )

[﹔ 𝑱。𝑩̲𝑶̲𝐍̶𝑫̶ 𝟎͜͡𝟎𝟕 ﹐･﹑ @_janeBond007]

This might be the very first time you called anything inappropriate. Impressive.

But no, love.

You would be the one waking. With 8 inches inside, at that.

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

Sued for what ❓❓❓
It’s our kid 🫤

[﹔ 𝑱。𝑩̲𝑶̲𝐍̶𝑫̶ 𝟎͜͡𝟎𝟕 ﹐･﹑ @_janeBond007]

Even I would get sued for that, love.

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

( cough )

That was inappropriate sorry 💦

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

What would happen ..
Is it the time you woke 6 inches in —

[﹔ 𝑱。𝑩̲𝑶̲𝐍̶𝑫̶ 𝟎͜͡𝟎𝟕 ﹐･﹑ @_janeBond007]

You won't? It would seem I will need to try harder then.

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

If you get to name the dog I get to name our child cigar 😮

[﹔ 𝑱。𝑩̲𝑶̲𝐍̶𝑫̶ 𝟎͜͡𝟎𝟕 ﹐･﹑ @_janeBond007]

I have not agreed to that.

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

I feel like you don’t understand art as it is.

[ᅟᅠᅠᅟᅠᅠ˳𑁍 ࣪ᯓ 𝙽͟𝑎͟𝑎͟𝒎𝑎𝒉⋆｡°✩ @Unkn0wnDesires_]

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ᅟᅠᅟᅠᅟᅠᅟᅠᅟᅠ❝ I don’t know if I can really trust your process ִֶ ࣪ ִֶָ ⋆.⋆˚꩜｡་༘࿐

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[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

Trust the process

[🚬 @Aquicksmoke]

I’ll name my child cigarettes

[ᅟᅠᅠᅟᅠᅠ˳𑁍 ࣪ᯓ 𝙽͟𝑎͟𝑎͟𝒎𝑎𝒉⋆｡°✩ @Unkn0wnDesires_]

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ᅟᅠᅟᅠᅟᅠᅟᅠᅟᅠ❝ So weird ִֶ ࣪ ִֶָ ⋆.⋆˚꩜｡་༘࿐

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