Ar_sam Idrisi

🙄🙄 kuch smhj Mai hii nhii aa rhaa kya likhu

[Ar_sam Idrisi @ArIdrisi]

*after watching Kabir singh *

Me to producer

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*Sins of my life*
Mai college Mai pahucha aur mujhe gaanja mil gyaa, ek phoonkh mai ek semster khatam dusre phoonkh mai sidhaa final year mai aur tesre phoonkh mai Shiv Bhagwan khud parkat ho gaye aur kehne lage beta iss baar semester nhii tu khtam ho jayega..

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Kothe utte bae, akhiyan milounde
Naa Jaana kabhii Maine tu chhod ke
Tere utte mar da, pyaar tenu kar da
Milega tujhe aur koi na

[Ar_sam Idrisi @ArIdrisi]

Meri walii Marathi thii

Or na jaane voh kitno se maraati thii

[Sagar V @sa_garv]

Meri wali Gujarati thi

Or naa jaane voh kitno k sath raate gujaarti thi😒😝

[Ar_sam Idrisi @ArIdrisi]

Mere kuch swal hai jo sirf Qayamat ke roj puchunga tumse

Kyukii uske pehle tum mujhe unblock kardo ye lagta nhii hai

[Ar_sam Idrisi @ArIdrisi]

#INDvSA
*Rishabh Pant fails*
Dhoni waiting for BCCI all.

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Happy belated birthday Shri Shri Narendra Modi jii...
Sorry for late wish🙏 I forget just like you forget bringing back "Kala dhan"

[middleclass @middleclass2G]

Making a hundred friend
is not Miracle.
The Miracle is to make single friend
Who will stand by your side Even hundred friend
Against you

[Ar_sam Idrisi @ArIdrisi]

music features in Instagram

Spotify, Gaana, be like

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Chutiye

Attiuttam chutiye

Phir aate hai school mai boys toilet mai apne crush ko I love you likhne wale

[Maroof khan @Maroofk30165413]

Ujad gye na,
Kyon karte ho Bewajah loge se be panah mohabbat.

[Ar_sam Idrisi @ArIdrisi]

Pata nhii kya jaadu hai college life mai... jhaan anjaan milte hai aur dost ban jaate hai..... zindagi bhar ke liye... aur aise waise dost nhii ... kutte dost...kaminey dost... I love you waale dost....masoom dost.. jinhe bahut keede hote hai.

[Ar_sam Idrisi @ArIdrisi]

Nashe kar lo
Prr pyaar nhii

[Mohammad.Tavish @MohammadTavish]

beta : papa mujhe iphone 11 chahiye

*le baap :

[Ar_sam Idrisi @ArIdrisi]

@lil_cutie122 Prr modi jii ne toh band kar diya 🙄

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Koi Ranveer jaisa tumhara saath dena cahta thaa

Prr tumne Ranbir ke chakkar mai zindagi plat dii

[Ar_sam Idrisi @ArIdrisi]

Bss ek sharab kii bottle daboch rakhii hai,

Tujhe bhulane kii tarkib soch rakhii hai..
(Rahat Indori saheb)

[Ar_sam Idrisi @ArIdrisi]

Stop copying Steve jobs #iPhone11

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When you have a maths test and you mistakenly carry t.v. remote instead of calculater

Your teacher. You

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Happy birthday to the best meme material 😍
#AkshayKumar