Arak Fasta

Words, cartoons, satire.
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Comedic insight meets hard work.

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@John63681549 Salalaalehh. Nmeshtuka sana. That must be the 'Mtemakuni class attack Missile'

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@Armylucifer001 That's the Parambulator Promax

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@Jtevin23 @Oketch_Salah Tihihii🤣🤣Thanks I take that as a compliment. Now acha nichukue ng'ombe mtoni wakunywe maji kwanza

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@Jtevin23 @Oketch_Salah Should he pack that food in his pockets and bag and bring it to his ppl back home. There's nothing wrong in what he's doing . X is a fee space. Hate it or motivate it

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@itskiki_KE Masaa ya kukamuliwa imepita

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@stevencoder9 Google google Google × 10 ⁹

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@Lixville_ @sholard_mancity Hhmmh !! Very clever. One halfloaf and Sparkler on u, Captain BREKIT

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@polo_kimanii Depends, ukinunua probox ama Olwenda utabebea cabbage chakula ya Nguruwe na mbuzi. Lakini Range rover na G wagon, Omera bauana, eishh, iko na Pussy Magnet

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@Bossyator The workmanship there is on top.

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@_rogers254 Master Chief Petty Officer Bazenga

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@themumbua1 Huyu mroro ako mofaya. Nimpate naeza mwonyesha round fifteen marathon

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@ignyharaz2 Boss mbona umeshinda ukilalisha karai ukiiamsha. Venye umeismamisha Si ukimbie ulete Kokoto Sasa

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@MatandaAndrewCB Sankolofa University

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@SakajaJohnson Gvn Sir, for a long time now, I've been following u on XTwitter , and u haven't bothered to follow me back. Take this as a kind reminder that I'll be unfollowing all those who haven't reciprocated. Beware that I've given a 72hr ultimatum. Do the needful before then. Regards

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@WilliamsRuto @HHichilema Mr, take this as a kind reminder that I'll be unfollowing u if u don't follow me back on XTwitter. I've given a 72 hr ultimatum. It'll be wise of if u did the necessary.

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Pastor- I once decided I could repair a leaking roof. I climbed onto the roof. The ladder slipped. I grabbed the gutter. The gutter came off. I grabbed a tree branch. The branch broke. I found myself hanging from a clothesline. That’s when I first prayed seriously

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@WilliamsRuto Carry on WSR. Hope you're saying this from the bottom of your heart, and come next year, you'll uphold the constitution. In the meantime, you're God chosen, and no human can do anything about it.

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Nani yule alete pesa nimchezee Aviator. Specialist Aviatologist, Consultant. MBH in Predictions

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@ignyharaz2 😂😂 zinavaa koti kwanza

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@ivymuthe That must be some very hot soup