alexa

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

You think I’m in the grocery store to get something ?

bitch im just here for the attention

[alexa @Aralstin]

@meganann8 hahaha! thank god it was fake

[Dolce @daily_dolce]

Cookies by yutianliangzi

[alexa @Aralstin]

i just asked my boyfriend if we could go to starbucks and he said yes and i said in a porn star voice “yeah you want a puppuccino? yeah i’m gonna make you beg for it like chewy does” lol he’s not impressed 😂

[alexa @Aralstin]

*goes deep sea fishing with bf and walks up to professional guide at the dock*
“hey boys ready to fish? let me see your rods”-me
“oh my god....”-bf

[alexa @Aralstin]

*serves bf with brie with jam*
“yeah i’m a sophisticated little bitch.”-me
*under his breath*
“you got the bitch part right”-my bf

[alexa @Aralstin]

@Miss_Hooli @lilearthangelk 6 years old and i’ve never have met a more spoiled, pampered, and adored dog in my life 😂 he does what he want

[alexa @Aralstin]

“what do you call it when people like to be choked during sex?”-friend
“a tuesday night?”- me

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

I may spend money on stupid shit but at least I aint spending money on diapers and formula.

[alexa @Aralstin]

Courtney impulsively bought us tickets to Maui because southwest is having 50% off deals and I’ve never been more proud of her in my life

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

congratulations to this little freak

[George Strait @GeorgeStrait]

"Cowboys like us sure do have fun,
Racing the wind, chasing the sun." #CowboysLikeUs

[Nick Payne™ @NickaPayne]

A beach is calling my name.. 🤔👀

[trish @ultragloss]

he is having his hot girl summer

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Today is not an ordinary day, today is McLovin's birthday