Arcanist

|23| literally useless most of the time 🎮🎲 🎥📺 🏀🍀 he/they

[📺 holo_ @holo303_]

some of the most creative centaur movement ive seen. Incorporating the body plan into a fighting style like that is sick

[bestmane(its getting tough.) YIA @gr3atmane]

“HE MADE HER CUM AGAIN?!”

[hypniac @hypniac]

Im deadass serious

[Oluchyy 💙🌹 @OluchyyRaregem]

being able to act completely stupid with someone you’re in love with and never feel embarrassed about it is such a different kind of intimacy

[Kancho @HumpedMyJeweler]

dispatch failed to inform me that the "cardiac arrest" i was responding to was due to a gunshot wound to the head

[sully ꗞ @dkmsully]

Pretty solid episode but I think my favourite piece of characterisation in this show is the focus on Hal’s passive suicidal ideation and the dynamic between that and him getting/using the ring

It takes huge willpower to choose to live when you’re broken and want to die

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Gambling is absolutely ruining sports.

[Davy Jones @SoyDavyJones]

Deberían enseñarles este GIF a los actores veteranos antes de llenarse la cara de bótox

Dios, cuánta diferencia hace poder mover tu cara

[João Mendes Vasconcelos @joaomendesv]

Quem dotou a raça humana de tanto sentimento

[lil @lilifying]

that was not no cpus that the actual mario n luigi he was fighting omg

[Ruby @HECU_snowfox]

Last night, friend messages: "This heat is unbearable, I'm heading over." When she gets to my place I ask her "Is your AC out?"

She looks down at me, points at herself, and goes "Dog. I am a dog. Heat refers to being horny."

"Oh—"

"Dude, you're such a fucking dork. Oh my God."

[Edaphosaurus @Edaphosaurus]

Saw this in a gallery today and I have literally never had such an immediate emotional response to a piece of art.

[1LM @1LessManifesto]

You can tell everything you need to know about a man by which one of these he’d rock.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

(flirting with fellow autist) Well the truth is, I’m attracted to you; I’d say yes if you asked me on a date and/or to kiss me or even hook up with me. However, I also remain platonically affectionate toward you, so I’d alternatively be satisfied with staying in the status quo.

[baitbleed @baitbleed]

When you're giving elite comms to your bull and your wife starts squirting everywhere.

[ophelia @ophoelia]

they will lose their source of income if they don't

[ꗞ Reed Richards in lab coat @SixOne6Canon]

this scene is ruined forever bruh 💔💔

[Cat Bastard Quinn @QuinnCat13]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING.

Dumbass.

[alleé ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @mo0nandsaturn]

my immediate thought was “well it’s not that hard when Ryan Gosling is the lead, that man could have chemistry with a rock” and then I realized 😭😭