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MAJOR ORDER: OPERATION VALID PRETEXT
Concrete and undeniable evidence proves beyond doubt: the Automatons intend to co-opt the stolen Star of Peace plans, to construct a planet-destroying weapon of Tyranny.
High Command orders the initiation of Operation VALID PRETEXT. The objective is the full liberation of Cyberstan from the Automaton Legion, in order to deny the inevitable development of socialist mundicide capabilities.
Phase I of this operation is the March to Cyberstan. The objective of this phase is to hold Aurora Bay or Merak, in order to establish the planet from which the emancipation of Cyberstan will be launched.
The galactic scope of this threat demands the allocation of significant resources. 200 million Helldiver reinforcements have been apportioned for the duration of this operation.
This is a galaxy-wide apportionment. All Helldiver casualties—not just those employed towards Cyberstan’s liberation—count towards this total.
Should the amount of reinforcements reach zero before Cyberstan is free, Operation VALID PRETEXT will immediately fail.
Cyberstan must be liberated. Or every Super Earth child could die. These are the stakes.
Aim true, Helldivers.
🚨BREAKING🚨
Zohran Mamdani has become a Hive God. He now has a worm, and must abide by the sword logic. He will select random New Yorkers to use as tribute for his worm.
What are your thoughts on this?
Luigi Mangione decided that he had enough; went off the grid for 3 months, and pulled off one of the most high profile assassinations in recent history.
It's time to take inspiration and lock in.
Instead of locking in and killing people, however, I’ll be locking in and killing the purple border that’s been plaguing me for months.
1 week until me and Laura go to Germany to spend Christmas with her family;
1 week left to finally escape this hell-hole elo;
1 week left to lock in.
Showtime.
At birth, I was robbed of my good genetics.
My older brother stole all the good genes, leaving me with whatever my mother had left in her ovaries.
For years, I've been getting Mogged.
Now, it's time to seek vengeance;
By literally killing a man named Mohg.
The time has come.
After 118 hours and only 3075 deaths, the ascension has finally taken place;
I am no longer the TARDNISHED.
I am the ELDENTARD.
- First ever playthrough on keyboard and mouse
- All REMEMBERANCE and MAIN bosses defeated
- No magic
- No bleed
- No incantations
- No summons
- 24 vigor
Overall amazing game, just wish the storytelling was better.
I'll return one day to play the DLC...
Easiest to follow 4th encounter guide (3 words need spoken. 100% fail proof):
If solo:
1) 1 person call out all shapes, left to right
2) Identify the shape your guardian is holding
3) Look at the wall, take note of both rotating shapes
4) If both shapes match YOUR shape, you’re done for now
5) If not, kill knights until a non matching shape (shape that’s NOT yours) drops (if your shape drops, DON’T touch it)
6) Pick up the non matching shape, deposit it into the guardian holding the same shape (you’ll have to do this at most 2 times). Keep repeating step 3.
7) All solo players will now have 2 of the same shape that matches their guardian’s shape (big wall confirms this)
8) Now kill a knight, pick up the shape, deposit it into 1 of the 2 guardians that’s not yours
9) Kill another knight, pick up the shape, deposit it into the OTHER guardian that’s not yours
10) Now all 3 solo players will have both non matching shapes and both shadows cleansed
11) Kill both knights, pick up both non matching shapes, walk through glass
Any time ogres spawn, kill them to reset knights.
At some point, the first ghost phase will happen; just pick back up where you left off.
Glass will “break” once outside is done.
No communication needed. Easy.
If outside with 3 players:
1) Listen to the callout from #1 above and take note (Ex: triangle circle square)
2) Kill all 3 knights
3) Pick up any shape and deposit it into the statue with the corresponding shape from the callout
4) Following example from step 1: bank triangle on left, circle in middle, square in right), preferably in that order, left to right
5) This will usually leave you with 1 deposit left, you just have to identify which one
6) If any 3D shape is a double (cube/pyramid/sphere), kill knights and pick up the corresponding 2D shape and bank it (Ex: bank triangle on pyramid, square on cube, circle on sphere). Now you’re done
7) If no doubles exist, find the 3D shape that contains a matching 2D shape from the original callout
8) In our example (T C S), the left statue canNOT contain a triangle, middle canNOT contain a circle, and right canNOT contain a square.
9) FYI: Triangle shapes = cone, prism. Circle shapes = cylinder, cone. Square shapes = prism, cylinder.
10) Once you identify which 3D shape is wrong from step 7 and 8, kill the knights and pick up the shape that needs to be REMOVED.
11) Bank that shape in the statue with the wrong 3D shape. Now you’re done.
12) Verify that all 3D shapes do NOT contain any 2D shapes from the original callout.
At various points, you’ll have to clear champions.
At some point, the first ghost phase will occur. Just pick up where you left off.
Glass breaks when you’re done.