Patrick Sauriol

Digital marketing supercross champion. Creator of a 1990s movie news website. Ex-ED of DigiBC. Hero of the Enceladus Campaign of 2480. Alia Atreides supporter.

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@filmnerdjamie Arrakis Salt & Pepper shakers.

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The spice must flow.

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I was on the fence about adding a character named Membros to my action figure collection, but the "WITH GLOW IN THE DARK BRAINS" selling point is just too much to resist.

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Hey January? This is what I think of you so far.

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The real question about the plausibility of what happens in DIE HARD isn't 1 copy stopping all those bad guys, it's staff showing up to a company Christmas party on Christmas Eve. What company does that?

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It's even wackier when you consider this is from the end credit sequence of ALIENS.

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That's precisely because the ninja strategy is working correctly.

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I'm in my fifties and still not sure if ninjas were ever real.

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I live my life everyday like I'm William Petersen in MANHUNTER telling Dennis Farina to peel back the label on film canisters. You know.

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@stonegasman ColecoVision exists only on the 2nd floor of this dojo.

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Somehow Palpatine returned his overdue library book.

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When you add just one little letter to a brand, everything can change. Right, Home Despot?

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...cool at all right now. There's no anticipation like there was for the build-up to the first Avengers film. There needs to be a rising crescendo to having Reed Richards and Storm be alongside The Avengers. Otherwise it's going to be half-baked like WB's Justice League (2/2)

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Just my armchair quarterbacking hot take on this whole MCU thing: Feige should hire lieutenants to develop the X-Men & Fantastic Four side of the MCU. Keep it separate for now with eventual integration in 7-10 years. The X-Men & FF movies don't feel like they're (1/2)

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Looking back I think that Bananarama was probably the peak of 80s fashion. Like, 9.995 outta 10. Even beats Sonny Crockett's threads.

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Here are 3 pages from my old comic book story "Void" with pencils by @PiaGuerra & inks by Mike Ritchie. Man I love this art. Being lost in space never looked so good. #scifiart #comicbook #indiecomics

[Paulj 'WIZ' @Pauljwiz]

"Come play with us Artoo!" - Happy Halloween all! #StarWars #R2D2 #Halloween

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I once pitched an X-Men comic book to Marvel featuring new characters. One mutant had the power to find affordably priced housing. The editor that I pitched it too said it was "too unrealistic".

[HR MacMillan Space Centre @SpaceCentreYVR]

What's the spookiest nebula in the galaxy, you ask? Enter LDN 43, a celestial wonder that bears an uncanny resemblance to a colossal cosmic bat soaring through the starry abyss, as if straight out of a #Halloween tale 🦇

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56 years ago today this large lady took a stroll in front of two cowboys that had a film camera.