Tasha Stark

Director of the Earth Defense Task Force, Earth 217. Super hero, senator, fashion designer, cyborg. ( Fan Account)

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

"Make your move, Reindeer games."

⚒️"Tasha" Stark
ℹ️Earth 217/8169
🤶💃⚡🌍 Director of the Earth Defense Task Force
✒️#FrostedSiren
✖️Creeps get blasted with an orbital cannon

[Shulkie/Jen @LawfulHulk]

“Mangione should have pleaded self-defense. That’s how civil disobedience works. I’m a little disappointed.”

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

Oh goodie. Another 5 hours tonight getting hot chocolate powder out of you so you can boot up again.

I TOLD FRIDAY TO KEEP THAT STUFF HIDDEN

[DUM-E @BestArmBot]

H O T , C H O C O La T E !

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

You'd be doing the world a favor

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

I'm not going because I would probably eat three senators.

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

I'm not going because the venue is only 2 stars on the travel webpage and cybernetics don't mix with bed bugs

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

. . . A bunch of senators are going to a retreat

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

Without me

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

So like your only normal friend is a seawitch who can wield Mjolnir.

Considering you have squid DNA that makes sense.

[Jessica Stark-Jones @AKAGimmeMoney]

We go bar hopping and compete together in team competitive eating challenges. We are undefeated in 9 states.

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

. . . So, someone worthy of Mjolnir, your wife who wields an infinity stone, a vigilante who is at best morally grey and a cat destruction goddess who is hell bent on saving the world.

Honestly, the only surprising member of this list is Mrs. Watts.

[Jessica Stark-Jones @AKAGimmeMoney]

Some vigilante named Harley Quinn and the seawitch Thor

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

. . . Four people? Who are the other two?

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

She did the smile thing

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

How-

You -

Jess?

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

. . . Fucking Bizarro world today

[Jessica Stark-Jones @AKAGimmeMoney]

No, I still have the time travel one before I get there.

[Olivia Moore @FairyOfBrains]

I'm glad that is working for you. Have you gotten to the Galar games yet? My old boss Ravi loves that one. It's based on Britain.

There are some fighting type bears and something that looks like a chocobo

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

. . . Who the fuck taught you about pokemon?

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

Jessica Stark-Jones.

I have never been more proud.

[Jessica Stark-Jones @AKAGimmeMoney]

Deputy director Stark-Jones has to be an expert in SOME kind of defense if she's the deputy director of the earth defense task force.

I also am reading up on the rather impressive pokedex Blue has written up about aliens.

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

. . . You're learning the stuff I have a harder time learning about.

[Jessica Stark-Jones @AKAGimmeMoney]

I was juiced with squid DNA and then juiced with anti-Kryptonian DNA. Let's just say I'm more willing to study ridiculous things like magic than standard troop deployments or breaching strategies considering I am a breaching strategy.

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

Hold the fuck up.

It's me. I'm the fuck up and I want attention.

Setting that aside, do you mean to tell me Jessica has actually STUDIED things we teach at the EDTF?

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

*deep deep sigh*

I'm just going to prewrite the apology letter to the head of HR.

You do realize as the director of thaumatic defense, that mandatory and required mean the same thing

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

I just "select all" and then "sent to trash" because I do not like the magitek device telling me there is a sale on or that I have another mandatory HR meeting I won't go to.

[Tasha Stark @ArcedUpStark]

I don't. Get. It.

I can't get a single trace on why or how she lost her memory. With ANYTHING. Not even a fucking infinity stone.