Mitzy V.

Exiled Chicagoan. Let me spout philosophy at you until you get bored.

they/them/theirs pls 🥺

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

no shade to my immigrant fam (u kno I luv u), but some of y'all be more ideologically conservative than ur compatriots back home to reconcile the cognitive dissonance of living in a country that still hates you even after decades of hustling/assimilating

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

@Chicago_History Massasoit
Illinois
Trumbull
Zemke
York

...I had to cheat for the last two because apparently there's only 4 streets in Chicago with a Y and ONE with a Z

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

a menos luego normalmente dicen que hablo el español bien 🥲

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

Mexicans stop bullying me for my accent challenge: IMPOSSIBLE 😭

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

The Dept of Homeland Security is running these awful ads on Spanish language radio telling undocumented workers to leave the country. Not only is it nauseating, but it's in English?? Way to miss the target demographic 🙄

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

Alright but now we need Leo's papal infallibility to weigh in on which Chicago pizza establishment is the best to put the matter to rest once and for all

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Real talk though, as an ex-Catholic, I hope the next pope continues to bring the church on this (relatively) progressive, modernizing path so maybe one day I can come out to my family without being disowned lol

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

This is why I want to see my death coming from a mile away. Imagine if talking to J.D. Vance was one of the last things I did before I died...My soul would not be at peace.

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

people blaming a woman of color playing Snow White for it bombing at the box office, when there's a literal Zionist right there

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Can YouTube do us all a solid and not plays ads just on "Never Gonna Give You Up"? It really ruins the Rickrolling experience lol

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

Seeing the coverage of Mexico's election results by U.S. news outlets is so funny to me cuz Mexico has a long history of left-wing movements and y'all are just now catching on??

[ProPublica @propublica]

The syphilis rate among Indigenous people in the Great Plains is higher than at any point in 80 years of records.

More than 3% of Native American babies born in South Dakota last year had the preventable and curable — but potentially fatal — disease. https://t.co/LlP9Qa8MH0

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

Yo why doctor's offices always be telling you to arrive early if they're always running late anyway 😭

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

Alright I understand bringing back queens from AS1 cuz of the weird format. But what's the case for queens returning from AS2? Often regarded as the best season of All Stars. They already had their shot. Do some queens just get infinite chances at winning the crown?

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For every tío that sends you a wholesome bird meme, there is a tío horny posting on main. As thus, all things are balanced.

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

@mahreenah I'm so sorry for the loss of your grandma, here ya go! 🩵 (disclaimer: not all mine)

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

I'm being vulnerable in my cover letters cuz a career counselor told me to leverage my sob story, least y'all can do is reply with a formal rejection 😭

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

Remember when Hulu was free with ads? Pepperidge Farm remembers 🥲

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

I'm out here drafting different cover letters and versions of my resume and can't get an interview, meanwhile literal p*dos can get hired at kids' shows after prison wtf 😭

[Mitzy V. @Archbishop_Airi]

i feel like someone at McDonald's HQ watched "The Devil is a Part-Timer" and said "We should do this but unironically."