Clint Barton

Guns, bombs, swords and knives. Useful but not my style. I'm strictly a bow and arrow type. #MarvelReborn

[Clint Barton @ArcherofSHIELD]

put he here because she's mad at me....

*The two Rookie SHIELD Agents nodded as they huddled up next to the fire.*

....Oh come on! What did I- is this about the April Fools joke I played on her!? Her last name is "Hill" and we left her to wake up on a Hill! Classic! (2/2)

[Clint Barton @ArcherofSHIELD]

*On A rather large property somewhere in the Alps, security guards continued their routes as snow coated the cobble stone structure. Miles away from the compound, Clint finished his coffee at his campsite.*

"Take this Mission for me will ya, Barton?"....I feel like Hill (1/2)

[Clint Barton @ArcherofSHIELD]

Did She Hulk just equate the thickness of her ass.... to a Law Book!?

[Clint Barton @ArcherofSHIELD]

@BeguilingWidow I'm not as pretty as he is. Plus I'm totally taller. *Clint licked his spoon with a smirk, taking a seat to have a clear view of the Jeep.* So, are you packed for our trip? I'm pretty sure it's freezing cold at this point in the year.

[Clint Barton @ArcherofSHIELD]

Fury is gonna flip if he finds out I'm taking bets with the rookies....again..... *Continues to count his money.*

[Clint Barton @ArcherofSHIELD]

I'm kidding Nat, you look way better than Scarlett Johansson.

[Clint Barton @ArcherofSHIELD]

#FF @BeguilingWidow . She is crazy as Hell, can strike fear into the hearts of many, and what's most important of all is that she's my Best Friend. Also she's a trained Assassin. Don't piss her off.....seriously, just don't.

[Clint Barton @ArcherofSHIELD]

You scared the Hulk once. That was incredible. RT @BeguilingWidow: "That's what I thought. My glaring game is strong, though." https://t.co/gdNSH6ovSP

[Clint Barton @ArcherofSHIELD]

Trust me, That is your Happy face. Your angry look would burn a hole in the table. RT @BeguilingWidow: "You think so? I kinda look like I'm angry at the table." https://t.co/iL5aohNqZO