Archie Thorneycroft

If you even dream of beating me you better wake up and apologise-Ali

[Archie Thorneycroft @Archibaldfelix]

@richardbranson lookmate your shoddy work men have terrorised my Plasterboard and dug up my drive way now fusing the house sort it out#shite

[Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews]

Scientists find likely ancestor of mystery 'Hobbit' https://t.co/NBNY2gAPLO

[Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews]

Can cannabis combat cancer? Alternative treatments show promise as World Cancer Day marked https://t.co/n4QDsnFVDW

[PATRICK KLUIVERT @PatrickKluivert]

Nice to see that the touch is still there 😉 #ugandavsbarcalegends

[Archie Thorneycroft @Archibaldfelix]

@izzy_hennessy thanks to this tweet we know you are intact a white girl

[Archie Thorneycroft @Archibaldfelix]

@izzy_hennessy thanks to this tweet we all know how skinny you really are

[Archie Thorneycroft @Archibaldfelix]

The grade boundaries for geog4 must be lower as it's the majority of people's last exam and they have done 0 work for it #pray4lowboundaries

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

girls hit the blunt once and have every wiz khalifa song downloaded before they even blow the smoke out.

[Archie Thorneycroft @Archibaldfelix]

Mum took the dog to the vets thinking it was pregnant turns out it's just fat #par

[Archie Thorneycroft @Archibaldfelix]

@TheUrbanSlangs @JohnnyHammill

[Archie Thorneycroft @Archibaldfelix]

More interested in game of thrones tomorrow than what comes up in this geography exam

[EXIT Festival @ExitFestival]

The Gaia Experiment Trance Stage has prepared the biggest trance party for Exit's 15th b-day! http://t.co/GycaDVRD7u

[Archie Thorneycroft @Archibaldfelix]

@JB_10_ https://t.co/BaBILjKq11

[Archie Thorneycroft @Archibaldfelix]

Sums up psychology as a subject when people spend more time tweeting about the exam than revising for it

[DAZN US @_daznus]

Savage https://t.co/5yQMWccv99

[Archie Thorneycroft @Archibaldfelix]

I don't want to play pirate kings random people from primary school need to stop inviting me

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Blues legend B.B. King died Thursday night at age 89, his daughter said. http://t.co/0mnY7zOEPI

[Archie Thorneycroft @Archibaldfelix]

Suspect this is because he's too pissed to read https://t.co/hQzs6Lg0M6

[Robin Brant @robindbrant]

.@Nigel_Farage tells the BBC he 'doesn't know what to read' from BBC exit poll #ge2015