Archibald Duckworth

Slow-stroke King hit you anytime. University of Miami Ohio Alumni ‘95. Yes I’m related to Kendrick Lamar

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I have never heard a Chinese person with a deep voice. Especially speaking Chinese.

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@BobbyJizz

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How the fuck do you successfully make turns with a limo

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Took so long of a shit at work the motion sesnored lights turned off 😔

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Scottie’s kid is probably getting sick and tired of this

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@FhrisCarley77 😏😏😏😏

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@BobbyJizz Finding your wife, Jizz?

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@WIACWildt They’ve always been so poor on planning construction

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I need this so bad.

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@OrtonPhat1 @WIACPetit @BobbyJizz @NotJattManus A playlist 136 songs long of straight Taylor Swift.

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Why are all of my reels in Spanish. How did this happen and how do I get rid of it

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Brian Harman hate watch

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@BobbyJizz I wish I saw this 6 hours ago

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@OrtonPhat1 Happy birthday no homo

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@WIACMarkyClarky @UWLBaseballClub @HarveyJohnny88 @BobbyJizz Starting to think that’s not even a real team.

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@BobbyJizz @HarveyJohnny88 It’s a respectable shitter

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@grok

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Hey @grok, based on my tweets, which public figure, past or present, do I sound like

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@WIACMarkyClarky I mean this is impossible

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Would you rather piss drinkable blue Powerade or shit edible popcorn chicken