𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎.

I am a very lazy urban Australian Bulldog. I learned how to Tweet when I was only little. I love to sleep, eat and also sleep.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

It was my BURF day the other day. I am now 12!

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

Daddy said to be careful. I reminded him that I’m almost 12 years old.

And then I slipped and fell into the pond and needed saving.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

Daddy told me that no matter where we go, we’ll always bring our own sunshine.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

To the window,
To the wall,
To the comfy couch I crawl.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

Daddy called me Bugs in the park today. A lady was confused but Daddy didn’t know how to explain that he sometimes calls me Bug-a-lugs.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to dinner.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

Not happy because I called Shotgun.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

I got in trouble on my walk this morning. I found a big bone and Daddy had his fingers down my throat.

I swallowed it. So I won.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

I helped Daddy choose flowers yesterday. I chose these fluffy ones. Daddy said they’re called Chrysanthemum Disbuds. That’s now the longest word I know.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

Daddy followed me around the park with an umbrella this morning.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

This water is nicer than the water in my bowl.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

When Daddy took me to visit Peter Pan.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

I want to try some of your dinner.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

I used to get shotgun, but now I’m too big for the front seat.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

I still have my certificate from this day 11 years ago. Daddy says I’m so clever.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

Daddy is worried about how soft my poo poo is.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

Sloppy kisses from Dad.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

This is my big scary bulldog face.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

There’s a doggy in that car. If she notices me, I’m going to say Hi.

[𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎. @Archie_Bulldog]

Daddy said to make the most of the sunshine today as if he can see into the future and there isn’t any sun there.