faust

March 27, 2064

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Don’t care + didn’t ask + eating sketti

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@Ovomember @Marin_0x Good. Trespassing isn’t a death sentence.

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@lilbbyjean @_rathbone 100%

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@_rathbone You’re a piece of shit man. This is has got to be the most worthless thing to say to people. Unlike you, leaving a job is a death sentence for most people, that’s the problem.

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@BlahBlahBllaahh @PicturesFoIder LOL try $2600 for a 1 bedroom in California.

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@KurtJBishop @historyinmemes Hey man do you have poop-brain?

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@Mario_Galla @elonmusk No it’s not.

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Anyone who says “all is fair in love and war” has denied at least one war crime.

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Pirates back in the day were like “I’m gonna find the one piece, the one piece of this dick not riddled with syphilis”

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I don’t think trauma can properly describe how devastating it would be to have the name Crabernathy

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Gearing up for my last tweet.

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Just lost my horse in red dead. He’d been with me for half the game. I don’t see the point of living anymore.

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I just applied to the navy seals on indeed 🤞

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Jesus wept

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I’m starting to realize I don’t hate my life, I just hate my job 😀

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All I want is for my coworkers to stop being mean. Toxic work environments are no joke, I wasn’t built for this :(

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iTrap

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I try so hard to provide an audience for people that are hurting but whenever I need the same; I either get laughs or silence.

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My back hurts, the rats have stripped it to the bone.

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I’ve commented on every tiktok below 10 likes that I’ve ever seen. I am bringing the world together.

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I’m not a stupid fucking idiot, I know it was just a pig but for 50 seconds, it felt really real.