Archilyzer

I made the Jeralyzer and other similar transcript search sites.
"I Mean I'm Just Saying" on Kiwi Farms

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

@HarmfulOpinions @RendulicsTopGuy You don't understand, he has severely autistic family members to protect!
(and also hates the sound of his own voice)

[Brad Cool Unlimited @bradcooluncut]

We will now be watching this full video on my stream https://t.co/Yz12cxW3cW

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

Just a little dumb fun from the back of my videos folder

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

Here is the Quartering Huck grift supercut!
A 35 minute timeline of seizures, grifts, and seethes from Jer about the dog of the hour. Full video on YouTube (at least for now):
https://t.co/oW6PNPhIEa
Anyone who wants to react or repost can feel free

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

@dwynwenoren @KiwiFarmsDotNet Honestly that's what these social media accounts are for, I passed over your last message because your pfp and typing patterns freak me the fuck out.
Pitch someone to me and I'll take it if I'm interested or I can help you or someone else set up their own archive instance.

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

@dinothree The tools are also capable of reading an external public instance that like the Jeralyzer so people making videos don't need to download their own archive.
If you have an idea you want to try, I'm happy to help! I could always use testers, though I'm slacking on proper docs.

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

Trying out some clipping tools I've been making to capture Jer's declaration of war today:

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

@dinothree I can open Claude Code in the Archilyzer repo (https://t.co/SQZy04xJ9R) and tell it to do things and it uses the code and accumulated notes to handle the whole research-to-video process. I made a dedicated tool called "umtool" which lets a human tweak the clips when needed.

[𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐏 悪いバナー𓋹 @Bad_Banner]

@KiwiFarmsDotNet I'm already using it.

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

@JollyRancherdam @KiwiFarmsDotNet I would never stoop so low as to attack people with their private information. It's much more fun and effective when you do it with public information they've put out themselves!

[Kiwi Farms @KiwiFarmsDotNet]

h3h3's podcast transcripts have been turned into a searchable index by Kiwi Farms user "I mean I'm just saying", available to the public, for free.

Looking for that Ethan Klein / Tamara clip that looks really suspicious in retrospect? Here you go.

https://t.co/KRjJT5Ofn7

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

Even if most of the gold has been found, real ones make digging equipment for the love of the game.
The Ethanalyzer is now live at https://t.co/OpzKozRJPj for all your h3 transcribe searching needs!

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

@dinothree @Railway Thankfully, all public-facing Archilyzer sites are built from an editor run on my home machine and pushed up to CloudFlare Pages as static files, that's why they all end in .pages.dev.
For this project, at least, I can kick back without worries even if Node or React gets hit.

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

@bear_ing Anyone interested can find the TISM archive on https://t.co/xrL21RqzdE - credit to lowkeyl0ki on KF for putting it together!

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

@bear_ing TISM Episode 12 around the 1 hour mark is what you're looking for:
https://t.co/OIxWqhOZh6
Since the YT videos are deleted I clipped from my copy of the TISM archive uploaded to KF a while ago.
Topic slides around 4m and comes back around 5m where your reactions start.

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

@bear_ing TISM Episode 12 around the 1 hour mark is what you're looking for:
https://t.co/OIxWqhOZh6
Since the YT videos are deleted I clipped from my copy of the TISM archive uploaded to KF a while ago.
Topic slides around 4m and comes back around 5m where your reactions start.

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

@Doomed_Kr1eg Totally missed it! Thanks for the heads up and nice arriving. Anything juicy in 'em?

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

Claude, extract Jer's filler sounds and use them to play the Yoshi's Island Athletic theme.
No repeats.

[Archilyzer @Archilyzer]

@grimawormbrain @HarmfulOpinions The attempt to silence despite being guilty is the spice! Likely much worse even than if he just copped to it. Being caught red handed trying to be sneaky puts onlookers' lizard brain into destroy mode regardless of the crime.