beeffrandir

Stay pondering.

[beeffrandir @ArchmageBeeff]

@Cusson85 thanks for everything, guy.

[Carson Pace @Carsondaoboys]

You’re right that would be different

[turbomander @turbomander]

I don’t need a spell slot to cast hold person, come here bro 🫂

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[sasi @femsukes]

naruto: kurama lend me your chakra
awkwafina as kurama: what is you talmbout?

[filmfan24 @filmfan24]

“Experience the epic conclusion”
WE ARE DONE WHEN I SAY WE ARE DONE

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

who up thinking about that dune trailer

[gene belcher, public defender @AbolitionEsq]

One thing I think is funniest about this whole fiasco is that you know most of these guys had, at most, sparknotes’d the Odyssey in middle school until they had to pretend to have a deep, abiding love of it a month ago to appear properly outraged.

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

OH FUCK HE’S ON THE LOOSE

[not a hornets fan @BrosephSZN]

DUNE putting out a full trilogy in 5 years is absolutely insane for modern franchise filmmaking like when is the next time we will get a series with this level of quality in such a short timespan

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Developing: The Los Angeles Clippers-Toronto Raptors trade centered on Kawhi Leonard will not be complete until the NBA investigation into the Clippers is over. Statement from the Clippers to ESPN:

For the past 10 months, our organization has fully cooperated with an NBA investigation, participating in dozens of interviews, providing tens of thousands of documents, and facilitating access to our staff. While the process has been challenging, we have remained committed to transparency.

On June 30, we reached an agreement in principle to trade Kawhi Leonard to the Toronto Raptors. We have since been informed that the trade can only be finalized if the Raptors' ownership group assumes the risk of penalties related to Kawhi’s contract that could theoretically result from the ongoing investigation.  The investigation is ongoing, and we expect the trade to be finalized following its conclusion.

At the heart of this investigation are Joe Sanberg and Aspiration. We did not funnel money to Kawhi Leonard through Aspiration. Like many sophisticated investors, financial institutions, and business partners, we were victims of a fraud initiated by Sanberg, who has been convicted and sentenced to 14 years in prison.  

We recognize the uncertainty this has created and the impact it has had on our team, our fans, the Raptors organization, their fans, and the players whose futures remain affected while this process continues.

We remain confident that, when the facts are evaluated fairly and thoroughly, the NBA will confirm exactly what we have said from the beginning: We have not done what we are accused of doing.

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: A federal judge in New York has ordered President Trump to pay a $5 million judgment plus almost $800,000 in interest owed to E. Jean Carroll after a jury held him liable for sexually abusing and defaming her. https://t.co/v3EVveb48G

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Nearly half of American adults under 30 are living with a parent, per WSJ

[beeffrandir @ArchmageBeeff]

It's only democratic socialism if it's from the democratic region, otherwise it's "freedom funding."

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

FREEDOM FUEL HAS ARRIVED. ⛽️🇺🇸

The FIRST Freedom Fuel Network gas station has LANDED in Philadelphia, lowering the price at the pump to $3.47 for our 47th President.

President Trump is leading the charge to lower gas prices this summer - putting more money in your pocket. 🔥

[beeffrandir @ArchmageBeeff]

Littlefinger orchestrated the entire political implosion of westeros. He's the DM and everyone else is just a player, show did him dirty.

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Littlefinger and it’s not even close. Got himself to essentially the 2nd or 3rd most powerful position in all the Seven Kingdoms from a starting point of Lord of Dogshit, and is somehow still playing like a dozen different mind games against a hundred enemies at once.

[beeffrandir @ArchmageBeeff]

Reminder that he never called them bad or talentless arts. Do you know anyone who has seen an opera or a ballet since?

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Am I the only one who hasn't forgotten what he said about ballet and opera lol?

[HatsforBaTS @hats_for_bats]

News agencies sent push notifications when Biden did this

[scar 🗡️ @cerseidefender]

smoking a joint with brienne of tarth and she says thank you each time it's passed to her

[not ccrossszn @NYGovPres_67]

his defense of rape transcends party lines. fascinating.

[vibrations @v1b3z06]

Ironman’s kinda wild cuz imagine you turn on the news and the CEO of Lockheed Martin just destroyed ISIS in 2 days

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

😭