Joshua Vincent

ashes to ashes, funk to funky

[Joshua Vincent @ArcticJoshua]

Now that I'm sober:

I just wanna shout out to all my haters - who told me Mariah would not come back after last year's mishap - your insolence fuels me into the new year. I told ya'll and I was right. It's the redemption story Americans want, and they got it ;)

[i am meme @mybandowen]

I always tell my kids:

Try hard, do good, stay in school

-OR-

Be really good looking with a nice ass and travel the world in a cute vintage van and have corporations give you free stuff and then post pictures of it and then they’ll give you a ton of money too

[Funhouse @BackAftaThis]

Vin Scully casually reports that someone in the stands is on fire during the 1977 NFC Championship game in Dallas.

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

Dangerous ⚡️✨💫

[Joshua Vincent @ArcticJoshua]

@hanveesolo U should savor learning how to parallel park because some of us forgot a long time ago

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

270 touches
1,470 yards from scrimmage
13 touchdowns

@JamesConner_ balled out in 2018. #UltimateHighlight

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Fahrenheit is great. 100 is really hot and 0 is really cold. Totally intuitive. It's the best.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Not even Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez believes in socialism this much

[PensGear @PensGear]

Practice makes perfect! Stadium Series practice jerseys are now available at our Arena location! Coming soon on our website and to our satellite locations. #stadiumseries2019 #PIT

[Marshall @MarshallShafer]

Adult: go to college so you can get an education and change the world!

4 years later:
Student: science says if we dont use alternative energy and less plastic we'll all be dead in 80 years

Adult: wow u think ur so smart college sure did turn u into a libtard

[Joshua Vincent @ArcticJoshua]

It's clear from this article that the cat who almost froze to death under a pile of snow was given back to its owners and that's kind of fucked up

[WICS ABC 20 @wics_abc20]

The clinic hopes Fluffy's story can help other pet owners be aware of ways to help their indoor and outdoor pets stay safe.

https://t.co/ajki1GH5m7

[Creator of Ruined Deck of Cards 1 @greggturkington]

A little bit of #Movie #magic!

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

We think you'll want to win this prize pack:
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[Joshua Vincent @ArcticJoshua]

I seriously can't believe how relentlessly shitty this game is

[Devin Lytle (she/her) @devdevnumnums]

robots are gonna reference this super bowl and its commercials as the reason we should die in 100 yrs

[Joshua Vincent @ArcticJoshua]

Just what this game needs, the Rams impotent offense starting their drive at the 2

[ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏 ~☆.。.:* @lotusm3l]

Please watch the whole video 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

BUILD A STEEL BARRIER & CRIM'NALS WILL BE WARIER