Anish

still in march 2020

[average joe @lastbookmark]

dharmendra pradhan’s chatgpt prolly telling him that it's not your fault and that doesn’t make you a bad person

[kunal @kunalekmard]

Ho skta Dharmendra pradhan ko resignation letter likhne na atta ho

[Anish @Areeynish]

@Arnavmj Tool

[Sarthak Sidhant @sidhant_sarthak]

CBSE has systematically rewritten its rulebook to favor Coempt Eduteck.

check out the blog.

[Faiz @Fuzzylogin]

Till the time sex is seen as a tool of conquering women, the rape mentality will continue to exist. Incels, dank producers and these hero worshipping man childs have further amplified this on social media.

[car @kartikwhatever]

Thrilled to announce that आई कांट डू दिस शिट एनीमोर !!

[Wellu @Wellutwt]

@sidhant 🤣🤣🤣

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

@CMShehbaz Kisi bade aadmi ne ek baar phone uthakar baat kya kar li, tum toh peeche hi pad gaye yaar 🤣🤣

[Asaduddin Owaisi @asadowaisi]

As long as Pakistan uses its territory for terrorism against India, there can be no permanent peace. #Ceasefire or no ceasefire we must pursue the terrorists responsible for #Pahalgam attack.

I have always stood by the government & the armed forces against external aggression. This will continue.

I thank the armed forces for their bravery & their commendable skill. I pay homage to Army jawan, M Murali Naik, ADDC Raj Kumar Thapa & pray for all the civilians who were killed or injured during the conflict.

I hope this ceasefire gives respite to the people living in border areas.

I also hope that Indians and Indian political parties learn from the past two weeks: India is strong when it is united; our enemies benefit when Indians fight Indians.

I have some questions, and I hope the government will clarify:

1. I wish our PM @narendramodi had announced the ceasefire rather than the President of a foreign country. We have always been opposed to third party intervention since Simla (1972). Why have we now accepted it? I hope the Kashmir issue will not be internationalised, as it is our internal matter.
2. Why are we agreeing to talk on a neutral territory? What will be the agenda of these talks? Does the United States guarantee that Pakistan will not use its territory for terrorism?
3. Have we achieved our aim of deterring Pakistan from carrying out future terror attacks? Was our goal to get a Trump-brokered ceasefire or was it to bring Pakistan to such a position that it would not even dream of another terror attack?
4. We must continue the international campaign to put Pakistan in the FATF grey list.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Big Update 🚨

Ceasefire to continue in Noida Film City till 5PM, studio battalion is taking rest after yesterday's heavy duty performance.

[Robin @BasKarRobin]

Me acting like war is actually happening during mock drill

[Anish @Areeynish]

Kohli bhai ego pe lelo ab please

[Jakeb Waddell @JakebWaddell]

The back page of tomorrow’s The Sunday Times.

@westaustralian @TheWestSport

[Anish @Areeynish]

@sanjaymanjrekar @wtf_sharma_ji please roast this fellow

[Kevin Pietersen🦏 @KP24]

Virat creating theatre down under! Let’s GO!
Imagine how boring it would be without the showman! And he’s earned EVERYTHING with his runs over his career!
Many would end their successful international careers with a 1/4 of what he’s achieved….

[Anish @Areeynish]

18 GOAT!

[Anish @Areeynish]

Please @elonmusk , autolike all bumrah praise tweets over my tl!

[soo washed @anubhav__tweets]

I AM ONLY BELEIVE ON JASSI BHAI COZ GAME CHANGER PLAYER HE IS ONLY ONE GUY JASPRIT BUMRAHHHHH

[Anish @Areeynish]

@ReticentGilheri Gotta agree

[Abhishek Mukherjee @ovshake42]

Your annual reminder that today is October 2, when Ajay Devgn went to Panjim with his family to attend Satsang.

They stayed in a hotel, had paav bhaji, and watched a movie.

I have tweeted this every year since 2018.