Drew Arend

just a nerd | TAMU ‘25

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

The only reason that I'm okay with the concept of Spring Forward is that I feel like I'm time-traveling. Call me Marty McFly because ya boi is going back to the Future.

Other than that, it kinda blows.

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

Is there a manly way to put on chapstick? My lips are chapped and I feel like I'm doing it wrong. Not really looking for a how-to video though, just sympathy.

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

Whoever created the "monkey-cut" was ahead of their time. I don't know what they're up to now, but I wish them well.

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

Saltine Crackers have got to be the most underrated snack of all time. I’ve never been disappointed by a sleeve of those suckers in my life.

#HopeYoureHavingAGreatDay

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

I hope everyone has an awesome day!

Unless you created imaginary numbers in math, I hope you stub your toe today. If numbers are imaginary, let's not use them.
#WhenInDoubtCheggItOut

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

Plastic bottled blue Powerade couldn’t hold a candle to fountain drink blue Powerade. Let’s be great this week. #mindsetmatters

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

I am excited to announce that I am happy to share, thanks to the support of my family, friends, and so many others, that I completely forgot what I was talking about. #LinkedIn #connected

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

Hey @michaeljackson , I think it would be funny if you changed your pronouns to he/he #hehe #please

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

Just went to H‑E‑B to get shampoo. Went to the men’s section to get lavender shampoo and they didn’t have that smell. Men can’t smell good? Nice one @HEB , you just lost my business.
#SmellYouLater

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

Is there a cool way to get out of a car when you can barely open the door? Asking for a friend. He thinks it’s impossible. #LetMeKnow

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

Just landed in a plane. I still think we should clap when the plane lands, but I was too afraid of what others would think of me, so I didn’t. #FlyingIsStillCool #ImTiredOfActingLikeItsNot #JoinTheMovement

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

Debutante balls are dumb. #YeahISaidIt #WereAllThinkingIt #WouldLoveToGoToOneThough #FreeFood

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

@JacobDeLeon0 Exactly my man!!

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

“Hey Dudes” are just wannabe Sperrys. Let’s be real here. #BringBackSperrys
#woke

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

@JacobDeLeon0 It starts with us!!

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

When did Sperrys become uncool? They are functional house shoes. I don’t think we should let middle schoolers dictate what’s cool and not cool. Sperrys are awesome, and they should be more relevant.

#BringBackSperrys
#JoinTheMovement

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

WE'RE NOT PACKING OUR BAGS.

WE'RE NOT GOING HOME.

WE'RE MOVING ON!!!!!!!

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

Propel is really good #facts

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

If I’m clean when I get out of the shower, and I dry myself off with a towel, how does that towel get dirty?
#somethingtothinkabout

[Drew Arend @ArendDrew]

I feel like we should clap when the plane lands. Let’s celebrate. #flyingiscool