Ares Mars

simplicity is my talisman

[Sean @shornKOOMINS]

A solemn Tony Cascarino is broadcasting on Talksport. Who better to cover this historic event.

Cascarino said: "I had a Chinese delivered just moments after the announcement. It felt wrong and very disrespectful to eat it, so as a mark of respect I threw it in the bin."

[Ken McAlpine @KenMcAlpine]

This is Latika’s big day. Stay up late, lift some quotes from other media outlets and something George Brandis told her, then write about “the mood” “on the ground” or “in the streets”. And say “the Brits do this (pomp and ceremony) better than anyone else”

[Ares Mars @AresMarsFlack]

@IpseDixitCicero Just wait

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@GrogsGamut Riding that demographic wave all the way to the sand

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I don’t hold the meat, mate #auspol

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I just sneezed so hard, I came off mute #zoom #zoommeeting #sneeze #snowday

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Stop the Djoks #AusOpen #auspol

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Having some Watson-adjacent feelings about Cameron Green #Ashes #AUSvENG

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@sam_mcclure Can you please put on your mask?

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Joe Root regretting not having Novak Djokovic’s visa team #Ashes2021 #Djokovic #Covid_19 #AustralianOpen #Djoker #AusOpen #AUSvENG

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@Darren69381376 @Giulio_Coaching Negotiations between Iraq and Iran would have been interesting

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Our new Christmas tradition is to wait 4 days until the 25th to open our online purchases #Christmas

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England is the pre-2017 Richmond of cricket #TheAshes #Ashes2021 #AUSvENG

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Wonder how @mattjcan feels about the new Wiggle #auspol

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England rooted #AUSvENG #Ashes2021

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Forcible touching #auspol #afl #collingwood #AUKUS #COP26

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@r_riordanmp Is this a parody account?

[Jimmy.. Too busy fixated on vanity projects! @GenX_74]

This is what I call an ally.

[Ares Mars @AresMarsFlack]

Slavery has a pretty big claim

[Senator Matt Canavan @mattjcan]

The British Empire was built on the back of coal