Ares (attempting to be a good parent)

Yo it’s Ares, GREEK god of war. My dms are open for anything | He/him |pfp by Yliade (DeviantArt)|my friend:@M0rpheUsDreams /parody & channeled account/

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

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[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@heraqueenofgod Sorry, but we aren’t clapping… that’s the neighbors.

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

Respond to this beauty of a demon

[Uphir @Hells_Physician]

Working in his clinic, when he hears [READER] come through the clinic doors

“Greetings, how can I assist you today?”

[Uphir @Hells_Physician]

Working in his clinic, when he hears [READER] come through the clinic doors

“Greetings, how can I assist you today?”

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@angeredspear Stab him, just don’t get blood on your clothes.

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@SlxxpIncarnate @xOfGentledeath Fine. I’ll do it myself.

*disappears*

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@SlxxpIncarnate @xOfGentledeath I don’t want to be here! You think I try to live?!

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@SlxxpIncarnate Then get @xOfGentledeath to kill me please

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@SlxxpIncarnate No, please do so, so I don’t have to deal with life anymore.

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@SlxxpIncarnate I’m not the one who wants to have children. I get summoned for it and it’s disgusting.

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@MINDOFELI Hephaestus! They look like a Vixen(the name)

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@SlxxpIncarnate Hypnos. Just be glad that he gets to grow up with someone who he loves and cares for. I would be with him if I weren’t so damn busy.

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@SlxxpIncarnate Hey, at least I’m not abusing him. He’s safer with you. He likes you more. And I trust you with him.

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@Violent_Minds I don’t remember most of my kids! Only the ones who talk to me…

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@SlxxpIncarnate Please…

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@Violent_Minds I don’t remember having a kid named mark

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@Violent_Minds Mark? As in markiplier?

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@Violent_Minds They’re 25¢…

[Ares (attempting to be a good parent) @Ares_Slays]

@MINDOFELI Greek mythology or Hazbin hotel