Andrew Fraser

1968: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
2026: You're absolutely right, well spotted. I failed to open the door.

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

Accidentally shuffled on to this song in my archive. It's from 1987 and sums up exactly how I feel right now.

Save me, save me from tomorrow.
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools.
https://t.co/n13codZB6F

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

Idiocracy (2006)

[ABC News @ABC]

President Trump is floating the possibility of keeping the UFC arena on the White House South Lawn — built for a series of fights on his birthday and Flag Day — permanently.

Read more: https://t.co/PdI3ZarEYr

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

As long as there are permanent members with vetoes the UNSC is a waste of time.

[Security Council Report @SCRtweets]

#UNSC Elections Results:

Five new members of the Security Council that will serve 2027-2028 term:

- Africa (@Zimbabwe_un)
- Asia-Pacific (@KyrgyzMissionUN)
- GRULAC (@TTUNMission)
- WEOG (@AustriaUN and @Portugal_UN)

For more information about the incoming members and their priorities read our latest research report on 2026 Security Council Elections.

📖 Read more: https://t.co/TRHPyL2hgb
📑 PDF: https://t.co/F9ooszNXRM

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@RobertP16751869 @RediTlhabi @POTUS @SecRubio You're an idiot, Robert. We know, stop demonstrating it.

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@adamparsons @DalrympleWill Your 'nuance' is the evidence that you are a shill for the Israelis. Your morals are suspect.

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Probably one of the most vacuous shitbirds in the entire journalism world, and without a lick of tv experience. In other words: of course Bari (surely counseled by fellow tech press has-been Nellie) picked this asshole

[Mandy Collins @CollinsMandy]

<dies of surprise> 🙄

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

"unwatchable, but I watched it"?

[Jim Henegan @1978Irish]

@DylanByers I watched 60 Minutes every week for 35 years. It has been unwatchable for 15 years.

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@sundiamondshine @DylanByers

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@SBelleofAL @DylanByers sure. "regular"

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@nonlinear_james @Tiavor @cremieuxrecueil What's your counterfactual, oh superepidemiologist.

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@nonlinear_james @cremieuxrecueil "You’d be so lucky as to get Covid in 2020 from a kid. In so much as kids even got it, if you got infected by them, which was equally as rare, you got a mild case and then were immune to that strain." Because the virus strain pre-selected based on the age of the patient. Okaaaay.

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@nonlinear_james @cremieuxrecueil Sure. Of course, random anon account is an expert. Why would I doubt that?

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

Zambian braking. All HMVs should be forced to stop for at least 20 minutes at Pietermaritzburg to ensure that their brakes have cooled.

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

This has to be the most dangerous piece of highway in SA.

[SABC News @SABCNews]

A woman has been killed and several others injured in a multi-vehicle crash on the N3 between the Marianhill Toll Plaza and the Shongweni off-ramp, west of Durban. It is alleged that a truck travelling in the Durban-bound direction lost control and collided with a vehicle, causing it to overturn and triggering a chain-reaction crash involving several vehicles.

[Mouin Rabbani @MouinRabbani]

One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This...

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@nonlinear_james @cremieuxrecueil tell me you don't understand hoe infectious diseases spread to the vulnerable without saying so.

[BillK @clickma]

@MichaelRosenYes Remember the days when we were told it would all just stop if the hostages were released.

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@TheOhioRob @innerthoughtsol @wesstreeting Are you fucking demented? Look inward.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Just kind of left speechless at an invading army whining to the United Nations that the people they are invading — and killing their civilians by the thousands — are fighting back. This is a mystifying level of lack of self awareness

[Andrew Fraser @Arfness]

@ManyovuG @MbhazimawaGaza think about it.