Argle Bargle

A hilarious party game of words, creativity, & strategy where you insult your friends. Taking pre-orders at #tabletop #games #indiedev

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"Your neurotic dude did bloated garbage." is worth 10 points.

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"Your lackluster skin gave birth to a swollen, perverted hamster." is worth 11 points.

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"Your grotesque momma wrestles a weird, tiny chicken." is worth 7 points.

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"Your cross-eyed uncle is worse than a neurotic, wrinkled disco." is worth 13 points.

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"Your chunky crotch is stinky shrimp." is worth 10 points.

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"Your chubby momma rides a naked, feral chicken in a tracksuit." is worth 8 points.

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"Your beastly baby is weaker than a one-legged chicken in hotpants." is worth 9 points.

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"Your furry body nuzzles a cheap, dead Canadian." is worth 12 points.

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"Your feeble woman is like a limp, bent Canadian." is worth 11 points.

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"Your fat dog is like a one-legged, feeble waffle." is worth 10 points.

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"Your repulsive mother gives back rubs to a feeble, moldy chicken." is worth 9 points.

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"Your bloated personality is uglier than a lopsided nugget at the county fair." is worth 13 points.

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"Your cheap lady is engaged to a tattooed, beastly chump in a truck-stop bathroom." is worth 11 points.

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"Your sleazy body is built like a cross-eyed dork." is worth 8 points.

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"Your bony god is uglier than a dead, lumpy goat in hotpants." is worth 10 points.

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"Your shiny lover is engaged to a lopsided robot." is worth 10 points.

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"Your quivering boyfriend cuddles with a fat, repulsive squid in a tracksuit." is worth 12 points.

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"Your fat butt fondles a degenerate, hot pickle in church." is worth 9 points.

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"Your vile daddy did a bony, deranged jockey." is worth 9 points.

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"Your quivering moustache gives back rubs to a flaming, malformed clam." is worth 14 points.