deez‼️

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[Ty @tylerdern0]

“spend the next 5 days in a medieval torture device or listen to the life of a showgirl”

my shady ass:

[den 30 @dengrnde]

Rain on me into Break free there’s a gay man deep down in her soul

[MORPHINE 👻 @morphinelovemua]

but you’re my pek pek 😖😢😿……

😏😏😏

[zodiac is on blacksky @TheZodiacHeir]

If you wanna keep dancing like this in the club, I suggest you tell your friends to vote in the midterms.

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

when i’m eating alphabet soup and swallow the letters IJBOL

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

She’s lost the light in her eyes…

[𝓙🔮 @Covenant_Jx]

Doja Cat 👀

[anna🪩 @featuremeflo]

If we being honest this is really the pussy part of the song like

[ً @sarqrl]

stella EATING the entire camera, the song, and my entire brain at once

[alxndr @alexaldente]

Thinking about the time my uber driver got cut off and yelled “COCKSUCKER!!!” then immediately looked at me in the rear view mirror and blurted out “not that there’s anything wrong with sucking cock!”

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Sex is cool but have you ever pulled the crab meat out the crab leg in one piece????????

[Briar Blush @BriarBlush]

I was giving thick thighs pussy salad last night

[ᴀᴅʀɪɪᴀɴ @gaydriian_]

you bitches could never dim my whimsy

[bigsock @biggersocks]

closing twitter just to open twitter again

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

Random Sitcom Fact:

in 2022, 'Abott Elementary' broke 'Modern Family's viewership record of 7.4M views (series finale) by hitting 9M views on it's second episode, crowning it as ABC’s strongest comedy telecast !📚

[faye💋💋#teamdawn #teamcrystal #teammyki @Faye06230]

Myki so hott

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

less and less participants each year

[FLO @flolikethis]

We know you guys were waiting for this one 😝 our Tiny Desk is liveeeee!
Ty @nprmusic for having us!!
We hope you love it💋

https://t.co/suG5EuvVHJ

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

This Is Why I Don’t Have Telekinesis Bc I Know I Would Have The Fiercest Hemorrhoids Omg 🤕