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If you didn’t know before today, it has now been publicly confirmed that Kristi Noem has been having an affair with one of Trump’s (MARRIED) gross little minions. This is the only true fucking post on this account and it’s insane. That said, I retire and renounce the wretched SD.

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Denny Sanford has reportedly died at 94 due to autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong. RIP a South Dakota legend 🕊️

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VISCERAL MARIJUANA PORN. LEGALI3

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@CreativeKara we don’t fuck with usd here

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In a recent interview, Jamie has indicated that as governor he would execute business in a similar way, sending an animatronic wolf to other states in his place so he can focus on the state. How epic!

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Yes, the rumors are true: I voiced Wilbur from Gigglebees back in the day.

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BREAKING: Recent polls indicate that the voices are getting louder and louder I can’t fucking take it anymore please make them stop please please please #SoDakLife

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We’re sending Mike Huether into space. Read more here: https://t.co/T9nyzJdlIQ

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#420 #Poggers Happy 420

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The smoke circle tonight 🔥 #Weed

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The smoke circle tonight 🔥 #Weed

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BREAKING: The whole city of Sioux Falls smells like cow shit. All the time.

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I FUCKING HATE THE SUN

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3 Years of pain and misery #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Decriminalize arson if it’s funny

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The MyPillow guy got fingered in a hotel? 🤨 Wassup mike?!? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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BREAKING: Defense attorney in Ravnsborg case fired, claims attorney general is “Amongusly sus” Read more: https://t.co/nPSwvL84dv

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@Argus911 You cannot silence the voice of the people #CancelArgus911 #FreeArgus9111 #FuckBitchesGetMoney

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We must start a rev

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Imagine being this salty for getting ratiod. End this madness now #CancelArgus911

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@Argus911 Uh oh! Left my fat cock on the interstate!

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Kristi Noem announced this evening that poop (feces,shit) is now legal in the state of South Dakota. Conpoopulations to all those whose voices are now being heard! Shit hard!!!