The Argus Jockey

The Argus Jockey is a somewhat tolerable real estate Twitter reply guy. Commercial valuation and advisory for PE & Corporate clients.

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@sweatystartup Would you mind sharing the UYOD (unlevered yield on deck).

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@CoyDavidsonCRE Should have kept this one in the drafts, OG

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A group of based economists found that attending a non-target college has a “statistically significant impact” on the amount of dog you have in you, per CNBC.

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@RohunJauhar The almanack of Naval Ravikant + 48 laws of Power

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@financeguy725 We simply charge pet rent by the pound

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@financeguy725 That’s almost 1.00 don’t let good be the enemy of great .

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@SpiritofPines @financeguy725 thoughts here?

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@financeguy725 🐐

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@financeguy725 The comparables universe is fairly limited for that breed so I’d reach out to some market participants - maybe back into a FMV assuming NNN pet rents?

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@Mr_Neutral_Man @thepupil11 @RealAssetsValue @PrivateEyeCap @fintwit_wannabe @ShlomoChopp

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@financeguy725 I already serve you at this capacity

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@financeguy725 @CaseyMericle @chernobelskiy @bme_1982 @codylittlewood Grants disposition fee is now 500 bps over SOFR

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@financeguy725 @CaseyMericle @chernobelskiy @bme_1982 @codylittlewood Well if you rent more than 4 times a season it just makes sense to buy

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@financeguy725 @CaseyMericle @chernobelskiy @bme_1982 @codylittlewood I have a hyper realistic grant cardone mask if you’d like to borrow it #GPload

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@jefffeldman Compstak is solid for leases (best for major metros)

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@rruummhhaamm @goodgdog @itsmarkmoran @litcapital Heating up - ur leading the pack now. We’re at $155.00

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@litcapital @bigtitstrades @oof12345678902 Selling this bag for $9,999 after acquiring for $5 in ski town this morning. DM open

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@HighyieldHarry For sale 🔊

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@goodgdog @itsmarkmoran @litcapital I gotchu - going to let the bids come in for a week but I have you down.

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@roblabonne Only missing a rosé ice bucket and random thinkpad displaying a candle stick chart