Ah Ri

Author, Traveler, MFA student, Accidental Comedian 💀 Don't be fooled, I actually have no idea what I'm doing 🤟🏼

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I'm finding that my thought process pattern follows "should i?" "Probably not" and " oh well" exclusively in that order

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@tweetwronger Ariana Archilla July 20, 2022 — un-simply chaos #typethis

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@PatrickJMaley mine was a 2007 😬😬 the gasket blew and that was it

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@PatrickJMaley bruh the only car that ever crapped out on me (leaving me stranded on a highway) was my Charger! Every important part in that vehicle gave up the ghost at the same time

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The best thing that came out of this residency is the fact that we now have an entire line of merch for our group

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My MFA professor said to get on Twitter

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Imagine a concept: I actually remember I have a Twitter

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“I’m so stressed I think I’m sweating calamari” —my sister

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The original “really? right in front of my salad?”

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I walked passed the blue room and nearly pelted my sister with salt and a rosary BUT CAN YOU FUCKING BLAME ME??!!!!

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My sister said that this quarantine would be a whole lot better if we all had boyfriends and you know what? She’s right

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@PatrickJMaley

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An elderly customer came in today and sneezed maybe 3x in a row and I swear everyone stopped and looked at her like they were already at her funeral 💀

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Oops I made my villain sexy

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There is nothing compared to the amount of pure chaotic energy released when Cotton Eye Joe is played

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I just wrote the best possible ending for my novel and was in absolute ECSTACY until I realized I had to now go back and write the beginning and middle

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@PatrickJMaley WHERE ARE MY SAMPLES?!! 🤤🤤🤤

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Normal people: 1/25/2020
Me: 1/25/YUKI

Happy Year of the Rat kiddos! 🐭

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If you need a reference to how much I need coffee in the morning to function just know that I put on the keurig but neglected to put a cup under it so I kinda just watched my coffee going into the drain

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Just a reminder that Bernard, mr. Elf #1, does NOT get paid enough for the amount of bullshit he has to go through

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Fuck the pilgrims and fuck Columbus 😋✌🏼