Aria T'Loak

Omega has no type of ruler, and only one rule. Don’t fuck with Aria. If you forget, someone will remind you. -= fan acct =-

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

Favorite past time: Fucking with Garrus
Favorite present time: Fucking with Garrus
Favorite future time: Fucking with Garrus

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

@StarLordOfDance "And you better do a good job or I'm docking your pay."

Heads for the penthouse whether he's coming or not.

[Star-Lord @StarLordOfDance]

Fucking with Aria on #N7Day.

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

@StarLordOfDance "Ah, you meant 'fucking Aria' instead of 'with Aria'." Slight smirk as she levels her pale blue eyes his direction.

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

@StarLordOfDance

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

You should try getting out more, Shepard. Or at least check your omnitool once in a while.

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

People like yourself get lonely. I don't know who created them, I simply know they exist and that it can be a profitable business.

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

Sex dolls. They've come a long way. Very lifelike and many have advanced AI but are far more costly.

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

They make dolls for this sort of need.

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

Yep.

[ꜱʜᴇᴘᴀʀᴅ @ScarIetParagon]

Of course, why else would he block rockets with his face?

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

Do it #N7Day

[Mass Effect @masseffect]

Thank you all for celebrating #N7Day with us!

Don’t forget to check out Mass Effect: Legendary Edition - now is a great time to finally do that renegade play through you’ve been thinking about… 🤔

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

Oh, I know. He's a kinky little shit.

[ꜱʜᴇᴘᴀʀᴅ @ScarIetParagon]

Jokes on you, he likes it when you are mean to him.

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

I hope you have a wonderful #N7Day

Actually, I don't care. Unless you're a patron at the bar, then I thank you for your patronage. Please do mind your Ps and Qs.

If you have a lapse in judgement, I have a lovely airlock with your name on it.

[BioWare @bioware]

Today marks our annual celebration of you—the Commanders and Pathfinders who’ve made such a celebration possible. Happy #N7Day! https://t.co/gsyO4bPVZN
#MassEffect

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

@StarLordOfDance "Perhaps he should do something about that, then. I've heard it can get painful otherwise." A slight lick of her smirking lips.

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

What's your favorite word?

Mine is 'fuck'.
Often followed by 'you'.
Especially if conversing with Garrus.

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

@StarLordOfDance "Oh?" Eyebrow quirks upward as she shifts, but not to hide anything, purely to flaunt the goods she knows she has, letting him enjoy the view.

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

@StarLordOfDance This made her laugh, followed by head shaking.

"I'm not surprised.. but I also agree. There's better ways to promote something than denying oneself the most basic of needs."

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

@StarLordOfDance Smirks. "Didn't even last a day, did you?"

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

@StarLordOfDance "Well, see.. now you ruined the chance. Had you kept it quiet, we could have. But since anyone could have heard, they'll expect their turn and I just cant be bothered.."

Brief pause.

"Besides, isn't it No-Nut November or something? Or have you already failed that challenge?"

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

@StarLordOfDance "What? You expected something else, like, 'We'll bang, okay?'"

[Aria T'Loak @Aria_TLoak]

@StarLordOfDance To quote Shepherd.

"I should go."