Crzz🐰

[Snoopy&woodstock🐾 @Snoopylover04]

the people asking why snoopy is crying on his birthday have clearly never experienced being a girl

[noa ★★ MCR MADRID @noavttl]

que ganitas de ver el eclipse chicas

[nerea 🏴‍☠️ @jojorium]

las historias de marcos llorente son como una pelea de borrachos en el bar de tu barrio da lache pero hay cierto elemento cómico, jocoso

[• mickie • @misckie]

Yo cancelé una cita porque el apellido del chabón no combinaba con el nombre que quería ponerle a mi hijo y estos van y se casan

[cherry⚢ @cherrywhine__]

i wish it were socially acceptable to reach out to ur ex's ex and compare notes

[𑣲𝘳𝘦𝘯🩰 @van1llacupc4kes]

some of you bitches never cried on the cold bathroom floor and it shows

[syl @sylvialarcn]

alguien sabe si para ver el eclipse me tengo que ver las pelis de crepúsculo antes??

[tete @Crikeadoo]

Dios me dio dos pulmones, uno para fumar y otro para suspirar por ti

[january @J9NUARY]

once youve lived/spent a good amount of time in a city with a shit ton of tourists your blood will genuinely boil seeing them do some stupid bullshit while youre trying to get home

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“you will die single.” i don’t understand. do people die in groups now?

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

me: hey do you have this movie I want to watch?

Disney: no

Netflix: not anymore

Apple: ew no

CBC Gem: yes and it’s free

Prime: maybe I do, maybe I don’t. Maybe it costs $5 for no reason, even though you already pay for this. Maybe you should fuck off into the sun.

[Sof111a @the_sof111]

The last 4 words are unnecessary

[AntiSocial @Anti_Social_040]

have you ever typed a message but halfway through you think “you know what, they don't even care” and deleted that shit.

[guaro stan account @madeinmede]

Reflexiones de domingo

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[Nikki 🦋 @_nhlsharks]

My hand on the way to Hawaii vs on the way home 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 (I’m tan and I have a fat fucking rock on my finger)