Ariana 🦷

Joshua Alan Jimenez❤️💍. Bentley & Paisley🐶. RDH Class of 2019! 🦷

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

@lilliepatter7 @pugley Yay!!! Wish we could be there with you guys! 💔

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

Not me thinking for months that my 2 year old was singing “open, shut” just to find out he was saying “bull shit” 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

My toxic trait is paying for cable every month, but never watching it, but also refusing to cancel it because I aspire to watch shows when they air. But reality is that I’m too busy for that.

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

This. #TikTok https://t.co/b6Ttjr6B6q

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

What does it mean if you open your fortune cookie and it falls to the floor and shatters…? 😭

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

But also have you ever just looked at someone and thought, yeah you’re a frog person…. Me neither…. 👀

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

Kids trying to make small talk is seriously the funniest thing. My 10 year old patient today looked at me and said “So, you seen any frogs lately?” It took everything I had to not laugh in his face.

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

I just bought one of those standing fans like one of these doodads 👇🏻 and I have a feeling that I’m going to wake up at least once tonight thinking some one is standing by my bed... idk what I was thinking. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

I find it very disturbing that many Americans see nothing wrong with young adults entering the work force tens of thousands of dollars in debt. Like... what? How can we ever expect them to succeed when they have to start out so far behind?

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

Whenever Micah knows he’s about to get some food he starts going “mmmm” 🤤. Yep, that’s my kid. 😅

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

I mean... really it’s my fault because I also ordered Micah enchiladas, which means I have to actually feed them to him. I could’ve gotten him a finger food but he LOVES enchiladas.

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

If anyone is looking for something to kill their baby fever.... my enchiladas arrived 2 hours ago and I’m just now getting to eat them... cold. You’re welcome.

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

@kendra_lynn7 Like if I don’t instantly have the body of a fitness guru, what’s the point? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

Not me working out and eating healthy for exactly one whole day and immediately running to the scale to find out I’ve lost exactly 0.0 pounds.

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

Micah did his smash cake photos today and he didn’t want to “smash” the cake. He doesn’t like his hands being dirty... 🙄 I’m not even mad about it because now I get to have cake. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

@rain_thots @pugley Guess who’s back, Back again. Sparkle’s back! Tell a friend.

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

I’ve never heard a more accurate description! 😂

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

I’m tired of seeing “influencers” apologizing for going out w/o a mask, or going to parties. We’re what, 10 months into this pandemic? Everyone knows the rules, and yes they apply to everyone. 🙄

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

Wanna peak inside my brain? I have marked on my calendar that I’m off tomorrow, spoke to my coworkers about it, even checked my schedule and saw that I have NO patients scheduled, but yet I’m laying here wondering.... do I work tomorrow? #highfunctioninganxiety

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

Motherhood is... something else. 😅

[Ariana 🦷 @ArianaKate5]

Are you drinking a Red Bull at 8 pm? https://t.co/NWpg97S4pe