Ariana Morgan

I'm an asshole.

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

@FrigginFrench DON’T BE OKAY

[kim @KimmyMonte]

say it ain’t so
i will not go
turn the lights off

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

Brb, gotta vom.

[Unvarnished Truth™ 🇺🇦 🌻 @CDN_Stoic]

@JimCarrey Good question.

[Blind MellowJelly @BMellowjelly]

CLEAN THE TOOTHPASTE SPITTLE OFF THE MIRROR IN YOUR BATHROOM SELFIES for goodness’ sake, you fucken skank

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Let's review, shall we? Trump is:
Mendacious, narcissistic, draft-dodging, chickenshitty, bullshitty, chauvanistic, pussy-grabbing, bullyragging, racist, overweening, tax-dodging, whiny, boastful, dictatorial, and semi-literate.
Have I missed anything?

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

@redcorned I hate you.

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

I once heard a grown man call his dick snot “cummies” and I still haven’t been able to recover.

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

@vic_wheat Damn! You look gorgeous!

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

#yoloswagginbuttzandslutz

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

#tbt I didn’t have hardly any tattoos. I was a bby!

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

Hot showers on cold days. Always.

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

This is the face I make when I *undress you with my eyes.

* for an autopsy because just kilt you

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

@realDonaldTrump I farted today and the smell made me think of you, Donald. Gross and utterly useless.

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

Oh for fucks sake. When did I become the only person I know awake at 1 am?

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews You're illiterate, aren't you? Jesus Christ.

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

Something about my allergies acting all the way up makes me want to kill everyone that talks to me. Please leave me alone for the next four days.

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

I've been reading articles about @BrettKavanaugh all day today. So yeah, I hate all men right now.

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

I lost my dog today. I looked all over for him but it turned out he wasn’t lost he was quietly sitting in the pantry starring at food. I am my dog my dog is me.

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

Remember when twitter was drunken masturbation jokes? Then Chump happened. 🖕 @realDonaldTrump

[Ariana Morgan @Arianamassacre]

@Boneystweets @realDonaldTrump I know. I just felt personally assaulted by his behavior yesterday. He sucks all the time though.