Ari A

Trash talking reality TV one show at a time

[Ari A @ArieAlz]

Life facts 😂

[Ari A @ArieAlz]

@hulu did you really pass on renewing Not Suitable for Work to prioritize Adults Season 2? If so… poor choice. Not Suitable for Work was SO much better than Adults 😭

[shivani @shivanijpatel]

dating a founder is the modern equivalent of waiting for your husband to come back from war

[Ari A @ArieAlz]

@eohuts An American won Love Island UK last season so there’s that. Google is free

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Ian Fleming’s typical day at his estate in Jamaica where he wrote all his James Bond stories, need to emulate this

[julia @eathedocument]

harry kane is the roughest 32 i’ve ever seen

[‏ً @heisdenji]

Idris Elba says he was given one warning before auditioning for The Wire: don’t let them know you’re British.

Trevor Noah: “I’ve seen people get shocked when they find out you’re not American.”

Idris Elba: “I was unemployed, bro.”

“I was living in New Jersey. I was bartending, working the door, DJing.”

“Before you know it, you just start speaking like an American.”

“Then my casting director said, ‘This thing has come up. It’s called The Wire.’”

“‘But if you go in, you cannot let them know you aren’t American.’”

“‘This is about Baltimore. It’s very specific.’”

“So I auditioned for four weeks straight in an American accent.”

“Then at the fourth audition, they looked at me and said…”

“‘Idris… where are you from?’”

Trevor Noah: “‘Where are you from?’ That’s the phrase every immigrant is terrified of hearing.”

Idris Elba: “My palms started sweating.”

“I’m thinking… they told you not to say anything.”

“I looked at them and said…”

“‘I’m from East London.’”

“The room just exploded.”

“‘Oh my God… we had a bet.’”

“‘We knew you weren’t from Baltimore or Brooklyn, but we never guessed England.’”

“‘You got the job.’”

“‘We don’t want you to play Avon.”

“We want you to play Stringer Bell.’”

“I walked out thinking…”

“‘Did my life just change?’”

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Hopefully none of them.

[gstar @gomomoratele_]

Idk and please don’t fight me but I’m not moved by Aniya’s tears in fact I would like her to stop crying ☹️

[Ari A @ArieAlz]

@loveislandusa wtf is Belle-A ever saying?! We need subtitles for the subtitles. She needs to leave the villa cuz atp we’re over it

[Ari A @ArieAlz]

@rozieyxr We know that one wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed 🤭

[Ari A @ArieAlz]

Fully support! 🤣

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

BREAKING 🚨: Trump imposes tariffs on exporting to PDF

[Ari A @ArieAlz]

This couldn’t be the same #ItEndsWithUs ya’ll were making a big stink about.
Giving it 2/10…and that’s me being nice

[Ari A @ArieAlz]

I need #ShopTemu to chill on the god damn ads. I’m trying to scroll and every other post is a Temu ad. Wtf is your ad budget $$?!
Whatever it is, you’re doing too much…

[Ari A @ArieAlz]

Word on the street is that I can’t/don’t cook. Ya’ll can all go to hell 😂

[Ari A @ArieAlz]

Imagine calling me rude and thinking you hurt my feelings. Ma’am we’re all rude in this city… plz be so for real ! 😴

[Ari A @ArieAlz]

My girl 👏🏽⭐️

[Teerie the Speechie @teerie868]

Still can’t believe I’m the only Speech & Language Pathologist in the public health sector in Trinidad atm🥹

Hoping to help change that soon tho but for now I still need someone to pinch me 😁

[Ari A @ArieAlz]

Am I trippin, or is he wearing a… ? I need answers NOW! #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind7

[Ari A @ArieAlz]

I feel like I should know One Direction yet I can’t remember one single song from them 🙃

[Ari A @ArieAlz]

@teerie868 Making sure I like this on ALL platforms 🤗♥️
I made my annual Facebook visit to like because I’m SO SO proud!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Dear Apple, even God rested