Arielle Mulgrew

I don’t care that your car climbed mount washington

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

I don’t understand why my friends ask me for relationship advice. If I knew what I was doing I wouldn’t be sleeping next to my unfolded laundry.

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

tis a dark day for anyone who went to summer camp

[People @people]

Klondike's Choco Taco Discontinued After Almost 40 Years https://t.co/PGjj87qGON

[helena riley @freshhel]

Nachos are so lovely you get to dig around…make choices..learn about yourself and others

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

wake me up when the tiny sunglasses phase is over

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

whoever said cheese isn’t worth the discomfort was seriously disturbed

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

@doomdoomzz y e a

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

my whole life consists of people assuming I’ve seen star wars, making a star wars reference, me telling them i’ve never seen it, promising to watch it and never doing it

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

one of my income streams is returning clothes I changed my mind about

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

when someone pronounces my name incorrectly but the pronunciation is prettier than my actual name I let it go

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

all I’m saying is we all know what happened when Aidan proposed to Carrie with a pear shaped ring. #TheBachelor

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

me every fall when the tan’s gone

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

my mom after deciding tonight was the night she was going to give #thebachelor a shot

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

if you’re breaking into the capitol building, how do you not wonder “hey, maybe I’m the bad guy here”

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

sometimes I still wonder if I have a permanent record sitting in a middle school filing cabinet.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

when I drink a large cold brew before I eat anything

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

when a housewife wants to tell her girlfriends about her crush on the pool boy

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Will be having a press conference from the Rose Garden in 15 minutes.

[Toby Herman @tobyherman27]

It just occurred to me that this election is following the plot of The Notebook:

- A white house
- Mail that wasn’t received
- A lot of fighting
- It wasn’t over
- It still isn’t over

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

imagine being a kid rn and not getting a snow day because of remote learning

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

I’m sorry, am I watching #TheBachelorette or Married At First Sight?

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

@hbeards_ Blake on his way to “steal you for a second”

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

are we really gonna just glaze over the fact that one of these guys is still sitting in a straight jacket #TheBachelorette