ArinJaykE

“I'm Destiny's Child, I Triumph!”
Civil Engineer, Sustainability, Critical thinker
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You cannot collect blood from any part of the body, it's futile; it's in vain.

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Q: Why is that car segregated from the rest of the EVs?
A: Well, It's a madass gas car!

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I cannot call you my g, if you can't have a trust index of 9.81 in a scale of 10 bro.

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It is ideal for a taller person to have a larger head than a shorter person.

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He has a single wife with few kids, yet his family is so violent and catastrophic!

Well, it's a “Nuclear” family!

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What did the drunk man tell the shop owner when he was ordering a drink on credit?
“Beer with me”

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Why did the thief wear I blue glove before breaking the store?
“He doesn't want to be caught red-handed”

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What illness doesn't know whether or not it killed any of your family member, and also wants you dead?

“TeThanos”

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What the phenomenon describes the state of switching between Happy and sad at an instant?

“SHM- Sad happy Moment”

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@iamnasboi Clever

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@Adzoyi_David @wallazethagod I do not wish to reply to this publicly, can I inbox you?

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Where's the most recommended place to hide during a bloody attack?

Jump into any Tank you find!

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@Adzoyi_David @wallazethagod What wrong with being in a tank? 😂 He's mortal too unno

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“WhatsApp is now cheetah-fast—must be that mysterious ‘Meta-4’ update 😂”

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He filmed the robbery in his iPhone device.
He was an "iwitness"

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Describe irony..
"A civil engineer serving in the military"

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What do you call the marks left on a clean floor after someone who had stepped on a pile of ash passes?

 “Carbon footprint”.

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What do you call a Nigerian politician filing a lawsuit against a petty theif?
“A plain theif ”

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That musical instrument alost fell on my feet. It was a harp-hazard.

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What do you name a Yoruba girl so impulsive and adamant?

    “Niké”

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