Ario Rivera

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

After a hard day at the office there’s nothing like pouring a nice whisky in your Grimace glass and reflecting upon where your life went wrong.

[Ario Rivera @ArioMonster]

@toxiccowboy1

[Ario Rivera @ArioMonster]

@TheOnlyDSC @EndWokeness POV- my checked luggage is 1lb over weight.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Pedro Cerrano was the greatest slugger of the 80s. Do not try to debate me on this.

[OnPattison @OnPattison]

Tweet of the year from @bryson_stott10 #FlyEaglesFly

[Ario Rivera @ArioMonster]

@HongqiN701 Are you sure this isn’t NJ Transit?

[Eric @ebcinpa]

Phillies wearing their Septa Crime Series uniforms tonight

[Ario Rivera @ArioMonster]

@AmiriKing What city is this? Would like to add to my no fly list

[Dave Fenley @davefenley]

Snowed in at Airbnb in Quebec. Figured “Colder Weather” was appropriate. #cover #acoustic #missinghome

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

It cannot be overstated what Deion Sanders did today.

To turn the whole Colorado program around from what it was last season to today beating a team that played in the National Championship last season…

It’s one thing to talk about it.
It’s another to actually do it.

Wow.

[Big Head Hockey @bigheadhcky]

When players would have retired if they played as long as Gordie Howe did:

Orr — 1999/00
Gretzky — 2012/13
Coffey — 2012/13
Yzerman — 2016/17
Lemieux — 2016/17
Lidstrom — 2021/22
Bure — 2022/23
Lindros — 2024/25
Forsberg — 2024/25
Crosby — 2038/39

(u/Hanhonhon on Reddit)

[Ario Rivera @ArioMonster]

@stoolpresidente Richie Incognito

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

ladies & gentlemen, i regret to inform you Eddie Murphy is CANCELED

[Ario Rivera @ArioMonster]

@QTRResearch @AOC Call Prometheus- they’re trying to take fire away…

[DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic]

The greatest Christmas movie ever made was filmed right here. https://t.co/ZtbF4sq9Lo

[Ario Rivera @ArioMonster]

@NDJinPhilly @MarkFusetti @PhillyCrimeUpd I noticed that little dance he was doing

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

From red wave to red wedding