Aristina_Zaro

Of European decent 🥀 college student 🌺 Gemini 🌷 blonde 🌾 always on the lookout for an adventure 😉

[Aristina_Zaro @AristinaZ]

I used to make all the right decisions and my life was so boring now I make all the wrong decisions and my life is full of drama

[Aristina_Zaro @AristinaZ]

Can school fuck me over some more please 😭

[Aristina_Zaro @AristinaZ]

The fact that my professor won’t give me extra time for an exam that’s open note 💁‍♀️ what’s even the point of open note if you have 1 minute to answer each MC

[Aristina_Zaro @AristinaZ]

College is literally just a waste of time and money 😫 such a scam

[Aristina_Zaro @AristinaZ]

@noirlynoir

[Aristina_Zaro @AristinaZ]

Thinking about creating an onlyfans account.... 🤷‍♀️

[Insider @thisisinsider]

How sounds are made for fight scenes in movies and TV shows

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

PERRON!!!!!!!!!! 2-0. #stlblues #WeAllBleedBlue

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

O'REILLY!!!!! 1-0. #stlblues #WeAllBleedBlue

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

Marchand is guilty of slashing. Blues get a power play with 2:38 left in the period. #stlblues

[Neff: The Bitcher's Bard @Neffectualism]

Four year old: do you have a husband?

Me: No, I don't

FYO: do you have a boyfriend?

Me: Nope!

FYO: but you have a ring like mummy does!

Me: I do, yes. I have a wife.

FYO: Oh! Is she pretty?

Me: Very.

It's so fucking easy to talk to kids about queerness. They don't care.

[Aristina_Zaro @AristinaZ]

Why are we scared to chase after the things that we want #chicken #dontbeaffraid #growapair #push

[Aristina_Zaro @AristinaZ]

I saw something that I have wanted for a very long time and it scared the living daylight out of me #whatswrongwithme

[Aristina_Zaro @AristinaZ]

Freedom, Revolt, and Love - Teaser https://t.co/XfQSM7vpMK via @YouTube

[The Humane League @TheHumaneLeague]

This massive pig deserves all love and no pain. #FriendsNotFood
Via: Earthly Liberation

[Aristina_Zaro @AristinaZ]

Um is there a reason why Illinois is literally fucking everyone in there ass with tax season????

[Aristina_Zaro @AristinaZ]

It's officially March! I really didn't think I was going to make it through February

[Aristina_Zaro @AristinaZ]

Only one more week of February thank the lord 🙌