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About to make my first purchase. 🤞🏻https://t.co/UlD4vY1xVj https://t.co/UlD4vY1xVj

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@NickAdamsinUSA I love when people post things that they think helps them prove a point, but in reality it proves the opposite. And they don’t even understand why. So the only thing they DO prove with their post, beyond a shadow of a doubt, is that they’re a moron. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

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@joncoopertweets 🤢 #savethefish

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@ijeffrei @REHeakins Polly want a cracker?

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@joncoopertweets When someone finally tells you that you can buy “Noxzema” in your local store, and you realize your mom wasn’t suggesting you should go buy an entire shelf of strippers that whole time. 😳

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@Heidi521 @joncoopertweets That’s such a cop out, utilitarian answer…..
Just the boat? Come on now…. Trump and DeSantis each have their own usefu……

….. yeah, so just the boat. 👍🏻

[Ari Safari @ArizonaNY]

@Rosenbergradio @DonLagreca How about you just add something safe to the water that would temporarily stain/dye your skin…… say…. blue?

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@frenchette4232 @electricsoul123 @mmpadellan Does anyone actually remember hearing him speak BEFORE football? I’m a bit too young to remember. But I can’t imagine he was THIS incoherent. And not only that, but he literally thinks he went to the FBI Academy at Quantico or some crazy shit. It’s actually pretty scary.

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@BTBSupport Aaron Judge

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@JDCocchiarella I’m fairly certain that “Republican plan” is an oxymoron. Oh wait….. unless it comes to punishing people who help a 10 year old rape victim to have an abortion. When it comes to children being abused, you know they favor the guy who just does nothing. (Cough… Jim Jordan)

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@AmazonHelp 🖕

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Hey @amazon,go fuck yourself.
Maybe don’t say a deal is starting at a certain time, so people are waiting for it, and then just start it whenever the hell you feel like it. Oh wait, you don’t give a shit about your employees OR customers. Just how much money you can bring in.🤷🏻‍♂️

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@espn @incarceratedbob I love how people who know nothing about it talk like they’re trainers after the Derby. 🤣
News flash: He’s not running at Pimlico because he has NO CHANCE in any race without a historic pace/meltdown against Grade 1 horses. He’ll most likely have no shot at Belmont either.

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@Geechi4848 Please don’t put Vaseline and Saran Wrap on it. 🤦🏻‍♂️ (Unless you’re TRYING to ruin it) You can use Vaseline once it’s healed.
You can use plain old olive oil on it to keep it moisturized. Don’t wrap it with anything either. (My better half is a tattoo artist-not guessing on this)

[Ari Safari @ArizonaNY]

@TMKSESPN @iamSauceGardner I don’t know, but I suspect his mother is from France.

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@DraftKings I’m pretty sure the answer is ALWAYS Gary Sanchez on this. At least Gallo won’t swing at garbage. Throw a slider that bounces in the lefty batters box and there’s a 50/50 chance Gary swings at it. Even without throwing a pitch within two feet of the plate he may strike out.

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