Chris Master

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[Chris Master @ArkChris87]

@heuteshow löscht euch

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Thanks for all your amazing comments about my Golden Globes monologue. Best reaction ever and that means a lot to me. I had a blast but thank fuck it's over, so I can get back to my real job of editing #AfterLife2 and touring #SuperNature. Make Jokes, Not War 🙏

[Geoff Robinson @iNcontroLTV]

With immense grief, we announce Geoff’s unexpected passing due to sudden illness Saturday. We ask privacy as his family works to understand what happened and make arrangements. To honor Geoff or offer comfort to his family, we suggest donations to @SoCalBulldog, which he loved.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

If I could walk on water…. The Haters would say… "That’s because he can’t swim..”

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

DEAR @NETFLIX,

REGARDING YOUR CANCELLATION OF THE PUNISHER, YOU ARE BLOWING IT!!

SINCERELY,
MARSHALL

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

Stop sending me this shit

[Reckful @Byron]

hey @Warcraft, i've been banned for account sharing for 4 long years, any chance for unban?

not just tweeting this for attention... i miss my character. i spent 8 years on him.

[Maddie Williams @maddiew1lliams]

My dad said if I get 50,000 retweets he will buy me this puppy. Please help a girl out.

[feat @feat_clothing]

If the Warriors win the NBA Championship we’ll give everyone who retweets this a free pair of socks

[Stan Lee @TheRealStanLee]

I am seated here looking at your great messages and videos. I love you all. Keep them coming. And happy Saturday. Excelsior!

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[Reckful @Byron]

hey @elonmusk, followed you for 5yrs (think you had <100k followers then), wanted to offer to work for free while in LA if there’s anything a NEET could possibly contribute

my resume: i’ve had one viral video quantifying big numbers & i used to play video games professionally

[Alan Widmann @hotted89]

10k retweets and I cosplay this IRL

[Zack @Asmongold]

@Warcraft What raid do I need to farm to get this mount???

[LeBron James @KingJames]

50K mins played though @swish41?!?!? Sheesh bro that’s insane. Congrats man! That’s what you call punching in your clock daily!

[LeBron James @KingJames]

U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

Who did this??? That's cold...

[Reckful @Byron]

@SnoopDogg yo you my cat dawg shieet wassup yo

[Reckful @Byron]

@realDonaldTrump where can i get your hairpiece