Commander Oswald, ARK

Many wish to see behind the curtain. The few that do come to regret it.

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

Government agent with... shadowy priorities.

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[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

Ah, I see. Someone had to I suppose. I was barely inside it enough to warrant having one.

[꒰ა 𝐔𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐎𝐳 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @dojagine]

i've taken over your former office.

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

....What office...?

Is Centi still letting you loiter in the Mighty Tools workshop...?

[꒰ა 𝐔𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐎𝐳 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @dojagine]

you assumed—incorrectly might i add—that i had clicked your "thirst trap". i did not. you, however, fell straight for my mind game. i did not take a picture of you, but rather it the white background behind you.

i'll see you in my office.

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

@FlxurCxruptrice Hmm. Is that admiration...?

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

You didn't even posit a scenario. You just took a bunch of pictures of me.

[꒰ა 𝐔𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐎𝐳 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @dojagine]

i did not. you, however, did.

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

Ah, you fell for it.

Gotcha.

[꒰ა 𝐔𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐎𝐳 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @dojagine]

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[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

@RxdCountryGirl No.

[Headpats!]

I'd never.

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

@RxdCountryGirl Well, well, well.

Red hood....

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

If you clicked the spoiled image, report to my office for punishment detail.

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

Ah, the other commanders are... dressing up?

I won't participate in such a thing.

Unless....

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

....

[𝑻𝒊𝒍' 𝒘𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒓𝒆 o҈̝͎̊̃ͅn̸̠͉͓̗̊̃́̅́e̶̬̣̅̐̓̚ͅ @FlxurCxruptrice]

...

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

No.

[𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 @Fallen_Maker]

It has come to my attention that humans “goon” to me.

Care to elaborate, anyone?

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

You overestimate yourself. Pride goeth before the fall, Red.

[𝑻𝒊𝒍' 𝒘𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒓𝒆 o҈̝͎̊̃ͅn̸̠͉͓̗̊̃́̅́e̶̬̣̅̐̓̚ͅ @FlxurCxruptrice]

I don't need a mate.

Like any of you wouldn't fold and break like stick before me.

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

@FlxurCxruptrice Mhm. And now that you 'got me', what will you do ..?

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

I can't imagine you're paired up either. One should not throw stones in glass houses.

[𝑻𝒊𝒍' 𝒘𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒓𝒆 o҈̝͎̊̃ͅn̸̠͉͓̗̊̃́̅́e̶̬̣̅̐̓̚ͅ @FlxurCxruptrice]

What about if you search for a couple? Singleton.

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

@RxdCountryGirl Oh, good.

[He sat down, put Red's head in his lap...

...and continued the scritching.]

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

@RxdCountryGirl Oh dear.

[He waves his hand in Red's face.]

Oh no. I didn't kill her, did I...?

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

Unfortunately, I find I enjoy these talks.

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

We will see, won't we.

[𝑻𝒊𝒍' 𝒘𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒓𝒆 o҈̝͎̊̃ͅn̸̠͉͓̗̊̃́̅́e̶̬̣̅̐̓̚ͅ @FlxurCxruptrice]

A little chaos is all I need, you and your stupid decisions do the rest.

[Commander Oswald, ARK @ArkOperative01]

@RxdCountryGirl //: HELL YEA