♦️ Slight rebrand! ♦️
From now on, this account will mostly be retro Harley, with other versions available on request!
Classic goofiness, classic little jester style! 💕
A pro tip from the Clown Princess of Crime!
Shower time is your best chance to break outta Arkham Asylum!
As long as ya don't mind some wet streaking through the city after...
"You think YOU have trouble making friends? Try having laser cannons in your arms!"
🤖 Lewd/Non RP, descriptive and literate!
⚙️ Very friendly, very kinky writer!
🔧 Bisexual, but selective. Plotting preferred!
💙More info below pinned!
"Oh, you're spoilin' me! ...Babs."
She practically purrs her name. Slowly grinding her hips against her thigh with that manic, seductive look!
Arms over her shoulders. Blue eyes locked with hers.
"Nice ta finally meet'cha..."
It was difficult to be mean to Harley when she was being so affectionate. Batgirl cooed from the kisses and she’d have leaned into them if she could.
“You’ve got a deal. And to make it even sweeter, I won’t turn you over to GCPD afterwards. My name’s Barbara or Babs for short.”
"Only if you promise to lock me up just like this!"
Harley's clearly pleased! She's leaning into her. Pressing their chests, while trailing little kisses along her neck...
"So... Do I get ta know your name now, Red? Somethin' ta moan later on?"
The young face of the redhead isn't likely to have appeared on many screens, tabloids, or newspapers. Maybe she lucked out and this can be totally anonymous.
"Gonna be hard for you to try to do that again in the future huh? Does that mean you'll just give up right away?"
"Ooooh! So intimate!"
Harley's lifting the cowl! Whether she recognizes Barbara is hard to say. She's definitely giggling, though.
"Oh, ain't you a doll! And ta think, I used to try and bash that pretty face with my mallet!"
So much skin contact made Batgirl blush as she became Harley’s immobilized chair. See that she was now less threatening Babs eased up.
“Might as well take it off at this point. Your outfit’s completely gone.”
Even though she was a bit calmer, it didn’t stop her fidgeting.
Harley's usually annoying enough to get her own cell in Arkham.
Which means that she can finger herself all day long with total privacy!
Aside from the, uh... Guards. And cameras. And occasional heroes swinging by-
"Aww, comedy's subjective! And you bats ain't exactly known for your sense of humor..."
Harley's having fun. More fights should end up like this! She plops herself into Batgirl's lap.
"So! Keepin' the mask on or off?"
Batman's suit is weather resistant! Perfect for keeping him warm on those chilly Gotham days!
...Harley has a scarf and mittens over her skintight jester suit. Nips like diamonds. She might steal a hot chocolate.
A CLASSIC Harley Quinn maneuver.
Lure em' in with clown butt, then FLATTEN em' with the mallet! It's absolutely foolproof!
Why, yes, she does watch a lotta cartoons-
@Thefirstbatbabe Be honest: She uses those on herself, right? For those long, boring nights on the Gotham rooftops. Harley does the same!
In any case. She'll try and behave... But Babs better come visit soon! She isn't known for sitting still for long!
@Thefirstbatbabe True!
...But what if she attracts one of the other bats or birds? Her boss is such a buzzkill! But if that's what it takes to bait out her favorite caped cutie...
@Thefirstbatbabe Sheesh! Disciplining Harley for crimes she ain't even commit yet! Sounds like a good way to keep her out of trouble.
She'd keep the safehouse door unlocked for her, but... She and her buddies tend to sneak in no matter what, so...
@Thefirstbatbabe And when she DOES end up in the looney bin, Babs has special visitation privileges!
Her rehabilitation methods are quite effective! Probably. Though, just to be safe, they might need to increase their sessions.
@Thefirstbatbabe Exactly! It's kind of a "slow burn" joke. They'll laugh about the irony later!
All while Harley is "caught" by her favorite bat babe. The costume might be cute, but she's cuter without it-
@Thefirstbatbabe Eh, comedy's subjective. Some people like knock knock jokes, some people like cupcake bombs-!
As long as Batgirl likes watching Gotham's bimbo bouncing in that little jester suit!