♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️

Let's make this quick! Will my tits convince ya to give me your money, or do I have ta break your legs? ♦️Lewd/DCRP, minors DNI! ♦️

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

♦️ Slight rebrand! ♦️

From now on, this account will mostly be retro Harley, with other versions available on request!

Classic goofiness, classic little jester style! 💕

[𝔻𝕖𝕖 𝔻𝕖𝕖(𝕤)! @BeyondHarley]

"𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘉𝘈𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘤𝘺..."

"...𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙂𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙉𝙎?"

🦇𝔻ℂ ℕ𝕊𝔽𝕎 ℝℙ
🤡ℙ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕!

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

@Feline_Siren Hey, it works! And it's a bit of a rush!

So if Kitty-Cat needs a clown to escape with, know that Harley's happy to help!

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

A pro tip from the Clown Princess of Crime!

Shower time is your best chance to break outta Arkham Asylum!

As long as ya don't mind some wet streaking through the city after...

[𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕎𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕟 ⚙️ @SuperSexBot]

"You think YOU have trouble making friends? Try having laser cannons in your arms!"

🤖 Lewd/Non RP, descriptive and literate!
⚙️ Very friendly, very kinky writer!
🔧 Bisexual, but selective. Plotting preferred!

💙More info below pinned!

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

"Oh, you're spoilin' me! ...Babs."

She practically purrs her name. Slowly grinding her hips against her thigh with that manic, seductive look!

Arms over her shoulders. Blue eyes locked with hers.

"Nice ta finally meet'cha..."

[Barbara Gordon a.k.a Batgirl @Thefirstbatbabe]

It was difficult to be mean to Harley when she was being so affectionate. Batgirl cooed from the kisses and she’d have leaned into them if she could.

“You’ve got a deal. And to make it even sweeter, I won’t turn you over to GCPD afterwards. My name’s Barbara or Babs for short.”

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

"Only if you promise to lock me up just like this!"

Harley's clearly pleased! She's leaning into her. Pressing their chests, while trailing little kisses along her neck...

"So... Do I get ta know your name now, Red? Somethin' ta moan later on?"

[Barbara Gordon a.k.a Batgirl @Thefirstbatbabe]

The young face of the redhead isn't likely to have appeared on many screens, tabloids, or newspapers. Maybe she lucked out and this can be totally anonymous.

"Gonna be hard for you to try to do that again in the future huh? Does that mean you'll just give up right away?"

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

"Ooooh! So intimate!"

Harley's lifting the cowl! Whether she recognizes Barbara is hard to say. She's definitely giggling, though.

"Oh, ain't you a doll! And ta think, I used to try and bash that pretty face with my mallet!"

[Barbara Gordon a.k.a Batgirl @Thefirstbatbabe]

So much skin contact made Batgirl blush as she became Harley’s immobilized chair. See that she was now less threatening Babs eased up.

“Might as well take it off at this point. Your outfit’s completely gone.”

Even though she was a bit calmer, it didn’t stop her fidgeting.

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

Harley's usually annoying enough to get her own cell in Arkham.

Which means that she can finger herself all day long with total privacy!

Aside from the, uh... Guards. And cameras. And occasional heroes swinging by-

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

"Aww, comedy's subjective! And you bats ain't exactly known for your sense of humor..."

Harley's having fun. More fights should end up like this! She plops herself into Batgirl's lap.

"So! Keepin' the mask on or off?"

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

Get a little tear in your suit?

Sometimes, ya just need to laugh it off and give your girls a shake! That's how a sexy clown improvises!

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

Batman's suit is weather resistant! Perfect for keeping him warm on those chilly Gotham days!

...Harley has a scarf and mittens over her skintight jester suit. Nips like diamonds. She might steal a hot chocolate.

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

@DCDEPRAVITY Eh, Harley doesn't mind giving the locals a nice view!

At least until her hyenas notice them--

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

Fun fact: Harley sleeps naked!

And has breakfast naked. And spends the morning naked--

She doesn't wanna do anything today, alright?

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

A CLASSIC Harley Quinn maneuver.

Lure em' in with clown butt, then FLATTEN em' with the mallet! It's absolutely foolproof!

Why, yes, she does watch a lotta cartoons-

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

@Thefirstbatbabe Be honest: She uses those on herself, right? For those long, boring nights on the Gotham rooftops. Harley does the same!

In any case. She'll try and behave... But Babs better come visit soon! She isn't known for sitting still for long!

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

Just to be clear:

Harleen Quinzel AIN'T a bimbo! She's actually quite the brilliant, respectable young lady!

Harley Quinn, on the other hand--

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

@Thefirstbatbabe True!

...But what if she attracts one of the other bats or birds? Her boss is such a buzzkill! But if that's what it takes to bait out her favorite caped cutie...

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

@Thefirstbatbabe Sheesh! Disciplining Harley for crimes she ain't even commit yet! Sounds like a good way to keep her out of trouble.

She'd keep the safehouse door unlocked for her, but... She and her buddies tend to sneak in no matter what, so...

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

@Thefirstbatbabe And when she DOES end up in the looney bin, Babs has special visitation privileges!

Her rehabilitation methods are quite effective! Probably. Though, just to be safe, they might need to increase their sessions.

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

@Thefirstbatbabe Exactly! It's kind of a "slow burn" joke. They'll laugh about the irony later!

All while Harley is "caught" by her favorite bat babe. The costume might be cute, but she's cuter without it-

[♦️𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮!♦️ @ArkhamBimbo]

@Thefirstbatbabe Eh, comedy's subjective. Some people like knock knock jokes, some people like cupcake bombs-!

As long as Batgirl likes watching Gotham's bimbo bouncing in that little jester suit!