Hank Hill

Hank Hill, Assistant Manager, Strickland Propane. Arlen HS football star, Peggy's husband, Bobby's father, Cowboys fan. Parody account, I tell ya hwhat. Yep.

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

@LOUDLYsmaller Bwwaaahhhh!!!!! No I Won't!!!

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

Shut up, Dale.

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

That's just asinine!!!

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

I'm 1000% certain this is real and not completely fake and stupid.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A 2-year-old toddler in North Korea has been jailed for life after their parents were found with a Bible 😔

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

YES! And while you're at it, fix the poor girl some Wolf brand chili like Peggy does, please!

[Rick Tindal @Texanfan]

Hey @ArlenHankHill, my daughter’s job had chili day with vegan chili and lite beer. Should she quit?

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

@DustinPTurner1 shut up, Dale.

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

Online progressives are the new 80s right-wing Christians. Pearl clutching at normal things! Bwwaaahhhh!!!!!

[trash jones @jzux]

dating apps should let you see other people’s age ranges. i want to know which 30 year old dudes are on the hunt for 22 year olds

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

BWWAAAHHHH!!!!!

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

My PRONOUNS?! What in the got-dang heck do you THINK my pronouns are, giblet head??

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

@sneakyjtb I didn't blow up the Mega-Lo Mart!!!!!

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

Bwwaaahhhh!!!!! The Mega-Lo Mart!!!!!

[WSOCTV @wsoctv]

COLLAPSE: A massive fire is tearing through a building in the SouthPark area of Charlotte.
STAY UPDATED: https://t.co/YaE0aXEqa6

(Video: Mr_Veal/Twitter)

[Matthew Ladner @matthewladner]

@ArlenHankHill 9-11 dispatch “Sir I am sorry I can’t understand you you will have to slow down.”

Boomhauer “Man…..I…tell..you…what man…that danged ole….Megalomart…danged…ole…BOOM!…man I tell you what!”

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

@Texanfan I just don't want to be involved!!!!! It was Buckley!!!!!

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

This is just bad trash talk. Colorado is really nice. Especially compared to... Phoenix?! Twitter giblet heads will really just tweet anything, I tell ya hwhat.

[Thunder Run The West 🏆 @DubsThunder]

Dear Nuggets fans,

Yeah you won the series, but you gotta wake up in Colorado tomorrow. So who’s the real winner here.

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

@DustinPTurner1 Do I look like Buckley to you, giblet head?!

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

Forgot to tweet this week. Oops! Busy selling propane to people who need it. If you're reading this, log off and get a job, I tell you hwhat!

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

@Lil_Ms_Malice @arizonafur could be worse...

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

@Tomp701 NO!!!

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

🇻🇺🇵🇬🇸🇧 What about these, giblet head?!?!?! 😏

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Guide to flags on Twitter:

🇮🇱🇷🇺= hindutva nationalist
🇮🇱🇨🇳= Israeli businessman
🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼= Professional MSNBC watcher
🇺🇦🇵🇱🇱🇹🇱🇻🇪🇪= Hitler reborn
🇪🇺= Mussolini reborn
🇺🇦🇨🇳= guy who a populist republican argues in the shower with
🇺🇸🇷🇺🇨🇳= the most annoying fed you’ve ever met

[Hank Hill @ArlenHankHill]

@NyvzStyle @formbextron could all weirdos just stop being weird!! Thanks!!