ArleneTheTory

I'm on a mighty big adventure with Theresa in London. I shall keep this diary so future generations know what I was thinking - that'll be nice for them.

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

Get in line.

We’re still owed £500m.

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

"Show us the money"

Leave-supporting Labours MPs may vote for Theresa May's #Brexit plan if she offers "significant" funding for their constituencies, says @JohnMannMP - but "it's not a bribe"

https://t.co/5vW6h0yu3H

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

For everyone interested, we also negotiated the removal of Karen Bradley from NI. May she never darken our door again

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

Seriously, it paid us £1bn so far. The most loyalist part of the Kingdom, we’ll soon be getting a lot more.

Ps. Jeffrey tells me we also accept roubles again

[Dominic Raab @DominicRaab]

This is so true ...

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

All DUP MPs, MLAs and councillors will receive priority passes to continue their outstanding work. Michelle, your lot will need to resort to the dodgy diesel again

[Sam McBride @SJAMcBride]

NI Civil Service documentation issued today seeks volunteers for a crisis fuel rationing system where two staff would man each of 75 "strategic" filling stations. The documents give considerable detail of the contingency plan & list 41 locations. https://t.co/uNeodwFaRs

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

We also asked to have his penis managed by the party, this too was rejected.

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

Hey @theresa_may if you need a tip for the no confidence vote, try talking about the IRA.

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

Probably heading to a new election soon, just called Michelle, think we need her to parade Gerry around soon. #GSTQ #GE19 #VoteDUP

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

Ian, did you not listen on Saturday, the message to you was

STOP BEING A WANKER.

[Belfast Telegraph @BelTel]

'A lesser man than me would have crumbled' - Ian Paisley on his return to Westminster https://t.co/smzPbHD0U6

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

Arlene’s on fire, da da da da da da da
Arlene’s on fire

Love conference day

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

Starting to get that horrible feeling that you just can’t trust a Tory.

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

Business should know their place in politics, it’s handing over donations not playing politics

[David Phinnemore @DPhinnemore]

"Foster privately told chamber members she was unhappy with the attitude taken by business, and that they did not understand the threat the agreement posed to the union of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."

https://t.co/b2cod1x0sO

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH.

Told her she wasn’t invited to the DUP conference in 2 weeks

BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH,
BITCH.

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

Told Teresa that Unionism won’t be pushed around by anyone. I’ll be convening a meeting with Defence Minister Stitt and the Orange Order before any decisions on this agreement

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

Dear all, it’s with great sadness that I need to inform you that Theresa is a lying scheming bitch. Had a great chat with Michelle earlier, she told be so many ways of getting back at the English, Arlene & Michelle BFFE

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

Dear all, it’s with great sadness that I need to inform you that Theresa is a lying scheming bitch. Had a great chat with Michelle earlier, she told be so many ways of getting back at the English, Arlene & Michelle BFFE

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

Bow down before me Tories and I will decide which of you are worthy.

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

My red lines are actually more of a blood orange.

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

Oh dry your eyes, the Belfast Agreement has been dead for years.

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

Lady Foster of Fermanagh has a nice ring to it

[Faisal Islam @faisalislam]

DUP “pushing back hard” against new backstop compromise ideas floated by UK Government, says ministerial source. Various “hybrid models” of UK-wide customs alignment and NI regulatory alignment with EU around that will create new regulatory checks partic on food/agriculture 1/5

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

For all you haters out there, I have my lucky brooch & my love glasses. (JB watch out for the Wrightbus coming your way)

[ArleneTheTory @ArleneTheTory]

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